thorspoptarts2

thorspoptarts2


Sweet Rassilon of Gallifrey! I've regenerated into a Divergent Gryffinclaw half-blood Saiyan Jedi lightning dragonslayer!

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How to make fox with cat 3 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
@umbra I thought you might enjoy this.
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The last Alebender 8 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
*looks around shiftily* And of course I don't have that whole thing memorized... By heart... Including inflection, tone, and timing... Not at all...
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The last Alebender 8 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Water.
Earth.
Fire.
Ale.
Long ago, the four crackers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Crackers attacked.
Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But, when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Alebender named Aang. Although his drinking skills are great, he's got a lot to learn before he's ready to drink anyone under the table.
But I believe Aang can save the world.
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guilty as charged 10 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
*winces* Why the table
Unite 24 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
As a pineapple-neutral party, I agree. We must slay this monster before it is too late.
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Imaginary situations 10 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
I know, right? Also many, many poems in my case.
guilty as charged 10 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Yeeeeaaah I'm trying very hard not to remember the thing with the table
...and failing, yup
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Our collective daily prayer 4 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Don't stab the wifi, it's trying to help you
Absolutely! 15 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Ah, but can you solve a dodecahedron?
Actually, I don't even know if they make dodecahedron rubix cubes. It's just really fun to say. Dodecahedroooon
Pretty Hard Metal 5 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
I suppose you could say these were hardcore puns?
Sleep tight pupper 63 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
As am I. Sleep tight, pupper.
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After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Good. Now you stay like that, and I'll be back soon. Must do a bit of homework. *gives you one more hug*
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Oops. Here the hat back *plops it embarrassedly back on your head and fetches you another blanket*
My favorite TV couple 8 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Why, thank you, dear. It's a part of our biology. We're naturally awesome.
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
*growls, grabs the hat, dumps all the cowering little Disbeliefs out of it, goes Super Saiyan Three, and blows them away with a small planet-buster Kamehameha wave*
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
All these bloody little buggers...
*snatches it, opens a window, and demonstrates defenestration*
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
*squints at it, then snatches it and pops it into an observation cage* There. Now it can't do any harm.
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
*smirks diabolically and pulls an enormous, evil-looking syringe out of one of my many pockets* I think it needs a good injection of Reality, that ought to clear things up
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
*palpates the disbelief, eyes it suspiciously, and diagnoses it with irrelevancy* There. Now maybe it'll go away.
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
I know that, but you're important too
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Maybe I can post it tomorrow.
Although sadly, right now I have to get back to homework.
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Now I really want to draw a caricature of me as a tiny wolf with an itty bitty Poptart as a hat
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
Fine.
But for the love of rassilon don't make me a wolf sized hamster.
After looking at pics of the meteor 42 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
I'd better not end up as a wolf sized hamster. I do have some sense of pride
Reading is fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 16 comments
thorspoptarts2 · 3 years ago
"And here we see the Pervy Sage in her natural habitat, writing a wildly inappropriate work without shame, while in plain view of multiple other individuals of her species..."
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