I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEED IT

She's so cute oh god

That's gonna be my dad in 30ish years

'That's bad luck, Brian'

Shhh baby Patrick is sleeping

Late night talk with tumblr

Pfftt fuck guns

Duuuuude just, why

Have you tried turning it off and on again

'See this shirt doesn't make me look fat, I was fat before I put the shirt on'

I sang it

The tan line would be fucking awesome

Pfffft let me tell you a story

Okay but if I stripped naked and wore body paint I would be arrested

I've seen guys call their girlfriends mommy

There's so much room for activities

What do you do afterwards? Light a bonfire and call peace? Eat s'mores together?

Nutella?

At least he lived long enough to not be killed by hunters

When surgery goes too far: squidward edition

That is the best thing ever

I'm sorry Steve.

Pascal?

That's pretty damn cool