Things you'd hear at Hogwarts

'That's bad luck, Brian'

A lot of kids when to the school at thirteen so they would at least know basic, primary school level maths.

"Did potter get it"
"Yep"

Don't give a damn, still want to attend Hogwarts! Where's that owl?

I was hoping to get some tv series of the potter universe, and now with this conversations I think a sitcom maybe be a good one, but I dunno, maybe not.

R-rated Harry Potter 2: Moaning Myrtle is a d*ck-watcher. Even has her own bucket list.