texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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The sad truth 8 comments
texasranger · 18 hours ago
You're still getting a gf this year
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Emile Ratelband, wants to be 49 instead of 69 5 comments
texasranger · 21 hours ago
Because we are in fact mortal beings. While the numeric age could still be defined by any length of time just look at the differences in cultural calendars. Old is still old.
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Deep Blue, largest documented Great White. No way in HELL I would get in that water. 24 comments
texasranger · 2 days ago
Depends on what its well fed on...
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Hydra 7 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Still not a pocket knife technically. But who am i to judge.
Getting chased in Australia 5 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Those little guys are so freaking cool
Jungle stitches 2 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Thats so fucking metal. Hey cut yourself lets have the this insect bite the hell out your wound and then tear off the body leaving its jaws intact.
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The sad truth 8 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
If you look at your phone from the side its a close
I guess I know why I'm single now 3 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
I havnt had a relationship longer than a month for almost 2 yeara i think I've been cursed.
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Worth an arm and a leg 3 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
I'M UNDER 5'9 TAKE ME!
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When I read Trump discussed pulling us out of NATO 4 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Its selfish and narrow minded. It would be the biggest foreign policy win for Russia since the end of WW2. The US is strong its not invincible. It gains us NOTHING and hands the world to our enemies and rivals. Do young Americans want to die for Latvia, Estonia, Hungary, or Poland yeah we will. We don't want to but we will. Because we believe that everyone has a right to be free. I have zero problem fighting someone elses defensive war. US belongs in NATO.
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Wired thought they could get away click-bait attacking Tolkein 8 comments
texasranger · 6 days ago
There are several theories on the origin of orcs. The one used in the films was "they were elves once... Taken by the dark powers (morgoth) tortured and mutilated. Now perfected my fighting uruk hai" -Sarumon
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 6 days ago
What was your conclusion
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 6 days ago
Thats ok you will get it some day.
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Say ahhll 11 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
It looks like good butt sex
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You've betrayed me 5 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Ok good i thought #8 didnt count
The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 9 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Were they what?
Hello, beautiful 5 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
I see the value of learning to sail a masted ship. But given that we dont use masted ships in war would training on one be redundant
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You've betrayed me 5 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Are we ever gonna find out how the fuck maz got that sabre.
The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 9 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
We won every engagment but lost the war due to poor leadership and failed policies. The pentagon believed that if they killed enough people they could not only curb the Norths ability to continue but also destroy their will. What it did was destroy the american peoples will to continue and the north vietnamese knew that and would rather die than give up. Tactically we won every battle. But we wouldnt hold the ground like in korea or ww2. We would show up kill hundreds and leave and the NVA would bring in reinforcements to take the same damn hill that 30 marines just died to take.
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The only thing that can stop us is vietnamese farmers 9 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Ill kick your ass. Ill kick his ass. Ill kick everyones ass. Ill kick MY OWN ASS!!!
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I bet he doesn't kiss ya 5 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
One of these characters also didnt fight him...yet
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Oh wow 11 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
I cant type
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Oh wow 11 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Ive never seen such a plantant attempt to deceive the public. We all know russia is bigger than africa.
Edit: blatant
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buddies 23 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Hammer. Sickle. Ill wait
Yes we can! 6 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Would that be considered a new letter or does it just change the pronunciation like an accent. Any german speak care to confirm. Or Nordic or dutch yall have em too dont yall
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