texasranger

texasranger


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Jon snow heir to toilets? 2 comments
texasranger · 8 hours ago
He invented the flushable toilet. The romans had plumbing and running water. But out boi john took it a step further.
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Yep, pretty much 4 comments
texasranger · 23 hours ago
My freshman english teacher was the one on the left. She was 25.
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title 7 comments
texasranger · 2 days ago
Everyone send this to every flat earther you know
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Xenodermus Javanicus aka The Dragonsnake 7 comments
texasranger · 2 days ago
Ny nose a boop
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Xenodermus Javanicus aka The Dragonsnake 7 comments
texasranger · 2 days ago
I am fire i am death
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Jag alskar dig 3 comments
texasranger · 2 days ago
Im offended. We're ass guys down here. Ya know dasiy dukes with them long tan legs.
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John keanu wick 8 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Very true. But Reeves is talking specifically about a man who said he pittied single (as in romantic relationship) people. Reeves said nothing about being a hermit.
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John keanu wick 8 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
The phrase "i need you" or "you complete me" is cute and all but thats codependency and not a healthy relationship.
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'murica 14 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Oh yeah sure because the chinese are totally the ones who are pushing for climate change reform. Oh wait its not the chinese....then who is it.... Every scientist ever....so its not a hoax... Shit.
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Russian military woman 4 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Didn't notice before now im convinced
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Russian military woman 4 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
Nope sorry not legit. Real russian military regulations women have their hair up in uniform. And besides thats not a russian military uniform. Shes a model.
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Next day I ended up in their house 2 comments
texasranger · 3 days ago
"Why were you late"
"Cute doggo"
"Thats not a go-"
"But look how cute he is!"
"Awww"
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“1234” 7 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Oh god help this poor girl in school
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"True love lasts forever. This is a 6,000 year old kiss discovered discovered on an 3 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Doubt it. Bodies move due to rigor mortis post death. Cute but not likely true.
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Catholic guilt kicked in for laughing at this so hard 9 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
It does cuz the dad says "so he can torture them" which is not christian doctrine at all. Im a tolerant person but i will stand up for my religion and correct false information. I do it to westboro types too. They're no better.
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Sometimes it do be like that 16 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Its uncanny how close he was
You guys are life savers 5 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Ayyye dats me.
Sometimes it do be like that 16 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Anybody see bohemian rhapsody
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Mike Tyson voice 3 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Bringing back the glory days of good posts
Almost there. 14 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
If you contributed to the dislikes give this comment a like and subscribe
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No homo 10 comments
texasranger · 5 days ago
Maybe its because they like dick not buttholes
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Catholic guilt kicked in for laughing at this so hard 9 comments
texasranger · 5 days ago
The statement "he wants us to burn in hell" is not oversimplified but blatantly false and biased to sway opinion. Thats not what we believe. While the Jesus son thing being god yes thats basically true. But the first line i have issue.
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Catholic guilt kicked in for laughing at this so hard 9 comments
texasranger · 5 days ago
Thats far from what we actually believe but whatever you're a bot
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title 12 comments
texasranger · 6 days ago
Yes
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