texasranger

texasranger


I love the USA, the great state of Texas and funsubstance

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A man in California didn't literally cough up his lung, but he came pretty close 11 comments
texasranger · 2 days ago
Nah hes right its a freak blood clot.
Too bad none of us can relate 16 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
They do here to. Funny thing is is that we have hardly any farmers here (in my area) the rest are just hicks.
Confirmed, gay marriage cause video games 6 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
A practice as old as civilization
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What would you do??? 43 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Ba dum dum tss
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Confirmed, gay marriage cause video games 6 comments
texasranger · 4 days ago
Speech writer: ok Debora we gotta get you reelected
Debora:k great
Speech writer: all we have to do is energize your base and blame mass shootings on all the things they hate and theyll love you
Debora: ok great what do boomers hate?
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It will be weird if these three fight over imaginary sale on phone again 4 comments
texasranger · 6 days ago
That plus good lighting and fashion choice
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Did y'all see the bike? 2 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
What pretentious bitch uses a parking space for a bike.
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Interesting 4 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Ok here goes.... Whats trap hentai?*winces*
*GOT SPOILERS* whoever made this post thought about it more than Dumb & Dumber 2 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Im sure this was the intended message it just left much to be desired.
Interesting 4 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Does this mean nazis like hentai?
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I dare you I double dare you motherf*ucker! 12 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
You right
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I dare you I double dare you motherf*ucker! 12 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
And they have a live action tarzan Allready why do we need another one
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Who you gonna call? MYTHBUSTERS! 10 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
It was probably placed on a shelf and finally fell when no one was around.
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How to Scare Dad (Spooky Story) 9 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Dads abusive
Dad goes of the rail and murders the poster
Poster comes back as a ghost and haunts the dad.
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Okay guys wtf 10 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Is it really backlash when a only few people complained?
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The different 10 years makes 3 comments
texasranger · 1 week ago
Eye color?
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Huh. So, that's what "privilege" means 24 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
*grabs popcorn
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Understanding the woman 11 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
Its so they can force you to buy purses.
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Where's my rum 3 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
Come November and add Disney+ to that list.
I would take the blue pill cuz my dumbass still can't make 10 mil with a second 20 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
Yeah i think id take red. Actually study be nicer ya know
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Do people buy hot chocolate in June? 6 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
We dont drink hot chocolate in the summer. Lemonade or sweet iced tea on the other hand.
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Got jesus? 13 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
Probably an Episcopalian
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Instead of preaching about toxic masculinity, Gillette should start to wrap less plastic 12 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
I think gillete has a point you can still be manly without being an asshole. Let em preach
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Got jesus? 13 comments
texasranger · 2 weeks ago
Can you just take out scientology while you're at it.
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