And they take for-fucking-ever to grow.

That would be my highest point. It would be anyone's highest point.

As if anyone actually cares. An apple a day keeps the doctors away but a jar of Nutella will make you smile.

No wonder why Captain Jack Sparrow was so happy with his jar of dirt.

That's so sweet. I hope he did the accent and everything.

Makes sense.

*crosses fingers* please don't be pinecest...please don't be pinecest....please don't...ah fuck.

My friend would still eat it

But how do you blow square breaths?

Don't do drugs kids.

I don't see anything weird here. Just a man going to a movie.

That's definitely a unique name

I have a new ship! Aw!

He's not wrong

The one on the right is a push-up bikini. In a way, he cheated.

If I'm cracking my knuckles and one doesn't crack I will crack it even if I have to break my finger.

What the actual fuck. Could they not wait to get to one of the portable bathroom thingies? Or like. Behind a tree? Or. Just away from the crowd.

That's..why are people even thinking about this?

Just do it the unnecessarily manly way, that'll save you five minutes.

I don't need it..I don't need it...I NEED IT

I can hear the sounds of three people laughing.

Do I want the dog, or the hammer? Hmm. I'll just take both.

But unfortunately it just makes you eat everything in sight.

Well maybe you should keep your mouth shut.