So this is how pineapples grow

And they take for-fucking-ever to grow.

Spongebob told me they grew on vines.
LIES

why the f*** do we call them pineapples?...

the first time i saw pineapple plants in someones yard i thought they were fake.

Conversation between my brother and I a few years back
Me: Lets go get a pineapple tree so we can have all the pineapples! :D
Him: ... * sighs and pulls out his phone* pineapples don't grow on trees, dumbass..

Wait, they don't?

Life has been lie...

You guys are all idiots my goodness I've known this since elementary

W H A T

OH MOMMY SO THATS WHERE BABIES COME FROM