Left eye is dominant but I'm right handed

That title just screams emo

"We're gonna die later but it'll be so worth it"

In my past life i was Mitsugi Ohno (大野 貢 Ōno Mitsugi, June 28, 1926 – October 22, 1999) was a Japanese glassblower who worked at the University of Tokyo (1947–1960) and Kansas State University (1961–1996). He was known for blowing a glass Klein bottle and glass models of historic buildings and ships. He told people "Anything that can be made with glass I can make it."

Who the fuck comes up with this cute shit

Literally what my life consists of

So is my vagina going to spontaneously turn into a penis or...

Halsey's badlands tour sold out so quick and this is the third tour I don't get to see her:(

Exactly except when we're watching movies you can always touch the booty

How dare you!!those dogs are not food

*has hard time choosing between bisexual and hispanic*

You don't have to tell me twice

I just got chills thinking about doing that

Someone please buy me the furby one

She's cute

She's just thinking about her plan for world domination

I would've been like "my pretty cute what?" instead of correcting him

I thought that said black jack at first

This is not AT ALL what I expected but I was not disappointed

A cardboard cut out thingy of Castiel

The viking sun god has come to punish us!!!