ANDROMEDA IS MY FAVORITE SONG!I'VE LISTENED TO IT SO MANY TIMES!!

Boner garage

"SO MUCH COCAINE!!"

With a booty like that, it'd be hard not to do that

People actually flirt back?

I have a life size cardboard cutout of castiel from spn

Nintendo paid for this post

I swear I've seen this movie about a cannibal baby and the mom breastfeeds it and it bites her nipple hard

It's like every time I see Bill Nye online I love him a little more

*panties hit the floor*

I think my reproductive system broke, maybe he should help me to see if it works

I honestly wish I had someone special to do this for

Here lies- oh who fucking cares I'm dead and joining the skeleton army

I remember in elementary when we used to have this sub & she would always give us these coca cola gummies & I would always say thank you so she'd give me extra

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I thought that if you were meant to be a girl as an adult, you first had to be a boy when you're a child & vice versa. So I was like 3 and all I liked playing with was power rangers & I even tried to pee like a boy and I always brushed my hair back

I used to do this but also add strawberry jelly

I agree, mushrooms are disgusting & if they put tomatoes on it I would not eat it too

Double tap