How my 5th grade teacher ruined my childhood

why the double post?

I thought that when you saw a actor in a movie when they are young, and than it shows 10 years later, that they would wait 10 more years. It didn't occur to me that they would use a different actor.

I put my sister in a tote bag, and left the bag on the doorknob overnight

My sister and I thought tampons were pronounced tampoons and that they were a food because in the bathroom vending machines for them you could also get a (sanitary) napkin. We'd always loudly ask my mom for one whenever we were in a public restroom

I thought I was ill because of my age...
I was five and I had Pfeiffer disease

My sister learned that a sign liver disease was peeing blood.... she came home and burst in to tears because she thought both my mother and I, on our periods, we're going to die

I once fell and skinned my knee pretty badly while going to see Mesa Verde as a little kid. Naturally, we had no bandaids, but my mom had a feminine hygiene pad. Needless to say, I was super proud of my absolutely huge bandaid.

My dad loves Coca-Cola, he drinks a lot and it used to be all he drank. One day, I rather proudly and loudly announced to two very proper ladies from our church that "My daddy is addicted to Coke!!!"

I thought that if you were meant to be a girl as an adult, you first had to be a boy when you're a child & vice versa. So I was like 3 and all I liked playing with was power rangers & I even tried to pee like a boy and I always brushed my hair back

I didn't know continents existed till 2nd grade.

I thought people were no longer married if they took off their wedding ring!

I was taught about sex when I was like 7 (don’t ask why). So since I knew that doing it normally will make a baby, I thought of you did it in the ass the repodution system would work backwards(so u give birth to a grandpa/ma and when they die there a newborn).