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silvermyth


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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 2 weeks ago
Yeah, I had a dream in which the clown I saw on the street earlier has a barbed tongue like a cat, woke up in a cold sweat.
So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 2 weeks ago
Sometimes, the terror felt is inexplicable and can’t be re-created
So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 2 weeks ago
They come like twice a year now. Used to get them all the time. Can’t say I miss the horrifying ones, but I liked the ones where I was other people. I wonder if they go away as you get older.
Weight loss 6 comments
silvermyth · 2 weeks ago
That’s really interesting, but I wonder, is it safe to lose so much so quickly?
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 2 weeks ago
Sometimes I just get wildly shaken by a vivid dream in which I’m someone else. In one vivid dream, I found pit of corpses in my backyard. But most just involve home invasions.
laughs in Vietnamese 7 comments
silvermyth · 3 weeks ago
*laughs in Libya*
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 3 weeks ago
Does a dream ever just ruin the vibes of your whole day?
seems this is relevant 10 comments
silvermyth · 3 weeks ago
source: xkcd
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The plague is no worse than the common cholera. 5 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
Ah, but what if it’s true?
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That's too stupid to be kept to myself. 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
If OP keeps dispensing such sumptuous pearls of wisdom I may have to keep a diary so I don’t forget any of this horseshit
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
You just wake up like “damn, I wasn’t coping with that as well as I thought I was”
Thanks Charles Darwin... That’s evolution 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
The first guy, while jacked, has an ugly face
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Watching The Magic Schoolbus with my kids when 1 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
Ms. Frizzle has an eating disorder
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Nice guy vader 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
<3 live love thrash, body a crumpled heap as you struggle to inhale through your crushed windpipe
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 weeks ago
I had a dream that I met shadowlord on a boat in Iceland once, actually. I was surprised that one could dream about people they’d never met.
Ahhh 1 comments
silvermyth · 7 weeks ago
Use mematic or ms paint
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Excited zonked stupendous Caterpillar 12 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
*kills myself* now one more killer will die
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Cute Mary, Jesus, and lamb 4 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
Awful pale
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Yes 33 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
I’m 90% sure the original wasn’t made by a trans person. Most trans people know and understand about cis people not wanting to have sex with them. What trans people are asking is that if a cis guy dates a trans woman, he be considered straight, a vice versa.
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Really now 3 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
They’re right. “Nothing”, the word, is written in stone.
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I've got no strings 1 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
One way? Change “unwisely” to “knowingly”.
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Real life vs Netflix 3 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
And somehow I manage to be both
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Let's eat Grandma! 5 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
Pregananant
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Tinfoil hat 2 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
This wouldn't happen to be a dogwhistle, would it?
Creator of the most iconic photo 6 comments
silvermyth · 8 weeks ago
damn I hope he gives it back
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