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bstacy


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I like how people can read and do basic math 3 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
Idiocracy wasn't a documentary!
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In a nutshell 2 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
pfft - you fail to mention pineapple, banana, or grapefruit shakes!
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society 4 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
I know a lot of married men who live through the power of their wives - I own a TV, but not the remote; we'll spend 3 hours trying to figure out supper - until she finally decides. I so love spending 4 hours in Macy's and Northstrum's garment sections as the bag servant - oh that's a nice dusty rose shaw hun... You aren't talking the common people there, ya know.
African≠black 1 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
All hail the Berbers
Ugh .. I was born in the wrong eon 2 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
does anyone realize the astronomically insane probability that from nothing more than air, wind, water, and rock, comes sentience? Then we discover DNA - an actual blueprint to creation - believe what you will...
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Spoopy 3 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
you have to get behind the action
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Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s 8 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
Do math in Roman numerals, and you'll curse them for all eternity.
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Recreation 2 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
Aliens? Try anthropologists.
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Truly a tragic event 3 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
It's always funny to watch a show about 'smart' people when the writers aren't as smart as they try to portray. Doogie Howser reboot
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Rhubarb 1 comments
bstacy · 1 year ago
weird flex, but OK
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Everyone has their own flood myth 1 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
Well, obviously, When Noah and his brood repopulated the wet Earth - all their progeny shared the same history
If you're a ghost without a haunt, my Ouija Board is open for you 3 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
In our history, billions upon billions of people have died, yet all I ever hear of ghosts is some 1700's little french girl haunting some old habit, that's been heard and never seen. You would think of all of the tragedies in our history you would sight a few million moaning spirits that missed their train to paradise. Yet, crickets.
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Potatoes! 21 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
had code word for my three girls - never had to use it which was great
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No 3 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
it do
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Shark Jesus is coming! 5 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
Life, uh, life will find a way.
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Why it gets quiet when it snows 11 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
What? The physical characteristic of the snowflakes shape creates a completely irregular surface, similar to acoustic paneling, so likewise, sound gets 'absorbed' - is the actual reason. Physics...
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German customer service & state of IT in a nutshell 5 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
So we don't have 0ne ( 1 ) friend to help? a sister / brother?
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Your favourite song is 25 years old 13 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
anything between the 60's to the 80's, so going back 40 to 60 years here
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Oh, it's locked, alright. Just not SUPER-locked. 6 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
One click locks, second click adds the alarm, weirdos
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You can nibble on Chris Hemsworth's sausage 7 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
Now if you want a Pitt roast, you can actually get a Pitt roast
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My wife on our honeymoon, the first time she had seen an ass 2 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
The 'first time' - right
English alternating stress patterns for nouns vs verbs 2 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
It was either that, or make the language gender specific like most European languages are.
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I draw comics about my life :D 3 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
No she's waiting to see just how much value he puts in handcrafted art
Now I am scared 5 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
If removing pestilence is murder, then so be it.
Would you like to start with the manager? 3 comments
bstacy · 2 years ago
That's about as bad as 'find the vegan' in the comments