Ophelia the monster needs to change their name. Not a monster, a caring, loving spider owner.

As a mother of 3, sadly I have to admit this is true. You just run out of energy.

Actually my 17 year old son does this all the time.

I'm going to assume this is by an actual person and say, you made a good choice.

And she is pregnant with Lucifer's child.

This is what the Internet should be for.

Please don't say "I'm a good rider, I won't have a crash" You might be the best rider in the world, that won't keep you safe from the other morons on the road.

How many bones broke?

I believe the story is to encourage you to count your blessings.

South Australian Chapter. I'm proud of my people.

And his wife, Incontinentia Buttocks

I'm Australian, so I'm looking at this as a person in the slow lane, why don't the others just go around? Then, Oh yeah this is probably US or European.

Most businesses refuse to pay overtime for sales staff, so unless you are willing to pay their wages as well as purchase your $3.27 worth of crap, just bugger off if they're closed.

Well, one's a girl and the other's not.

The power of the pencil for winding up audio cassettes

Inconceivable that anyone would not know what movie this is.

I hope SHE is put on the sexual predator register.