My daughter is schooling on-line at home. She missed a class. When her teacher asked her why, she said she got caught in traffic. Teacher laughed, so all is good.

Wouldn't mind getting an unsolicited dik dik pic.

Consider the possibility that the daughter said NO when he offered to dress as ant man

Someone in isolation has waaaay too much time on their hands.

Please look up the 1973 album cover for Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".

Same guy wrote that all mushrooms are edible, but some are edible only once. Looove Terry Pratchett so very much.

Lets start a fight lol. Pretty sure that's a gypsy vanner

At least they're on the correct feet

This is actually a thing in Ghana. My husband is from Ghana and he told me there are professional "wailers" who are paid to wail and weep at funerals.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Not jumped. Otherwise there is no 's' in the sentence.

I've seen this sooooo many times, and it still makes me giggle.

go to notalwaysright dot com. Thousands of stories about how customers are NOT always right.

James McAvoy, plays 7 characters in "Split" about a person with split personality. One of the personalities is a child, another is a woman. You can tell which one is present just from facial expression and body language, it's brilliant. I asked a friend who counsels people with multiple personality disorder if it was a good depiction of the reality, she said it was so accurate she couldn't watch it all.

I don't use tinder but I'm curious: why would a bot be on tinder? Is money involved?

Or maybe stay away from tying long blond hair in a half pony?

Sharing the feels

"Accidentally" ruin a man's reputation, freedom, employment, family? Criminally stupid.

I'm a boomer. Am I a minority now? As a white middle class female, I've always wanted to be a minority, yay!!

My eldest son's first word was "Quack" coz his favourite story involved a duck.

As a sister and daughter of professional musicians, I want to cut this person's hand off.

The turtle was probably dropped from a goodly height by an eagle. They use the technique to crack open the shell to eat the turtle. Obviously not a good choice of drop location for the eagle in this instance.

I just put a bedside table with drawers together for my daughter. This would have been incredibly useful.