Died in a Rolls Royce having over eaten again. The only way I know how to spell it.

The larger one can also be used to hit stupid people on the head.

I noped out when I was talking to someone who didn't know vinyl records had 2 sides and played from the outside edge in.

My first guess is use the knife to kill one of the people. 2 apples, 2 people, 1 knife stroke.

What a brilliant idea

Vorpal bunny!

Australian here, at a loss for words.

I'm 'strayan. I read upside down fluently

There's now an entire TV series (Netflix I think) called "Stuff the British Stole"

As a therapist, can confirm.

POCKETS!!!

Or maybe he was just a Douglas Adams fan

Emu

Granny Weatherwax: "Evil starts when you begin to treat people as things"

What you got against short people???

fatal when inhaled

It's already the 11th of October here in Australia, so which time zone are you talking about?

There are albino Africans. I saw some in Kenya. They have African hair and bone structure. This guy is not one.

A measure of weight, not an activity.

Solipsism definition ... The theory that the self can be aware of nothing but its own experiences and states

Somebody with waaayyy too much time on their hands has been binging Monty Python

For those who need to know, its Cheese Omlette, which is plenty flirtatious for me.

He would be a she, coz there are no male tortoiseshell cats (except for the very rare but sterile ones).