Before was was was, was was is.

If you don't have kids, put the extra money you are rolling in aside and pay for someone to look after you. At least they'll want to be there.

For those who don't get the joke, this man's name is Eric Idle.

The sign that your education system failed you.

Every mushroom is edible, some of them only once (Terry Pratchett)

Actually, they called the land "empty" and classified the existing human population as part of the flora and fauna of the country. This didn't change until 1967.

For some reason this made me think of Terry Pratchett

G'day

Although I agree with the sentiment, I can't help but remember the massive increase in domestic violence incidents.

"I'm on a horse".

I can't quite make out the top line, "against the color ..." Help!

But also remember that Hitler turned into a very serious German villain after failing art school

This took me waaaaay too long to get. I had to read it out loud. I'm so tired lol.

Sooo - she lied and wonders why he believed her lie?

Can anyone tell me what it says?

Most???

Me, me,me!!!

Zena Warrior Princess

Of the 136000 sent from Australia, only 1 came back.

His hair migrated south

Are you a library book? Coz I'm checking you out! (Female here, not mine, but would work on me :))

Trouser