lolwut.

My grandfather was in the army with a guy named Richard Smeller. That poor man got picked on everyday.

Me in third grade: Spell icup.

If you're such a gamer, quit taking selfies with the games/controllers and actually go play the game. Do you see actual gamers taking selfies of them drooling on the controllers? No, because they're actually playing the game! Also, why is the phrase "Girl Gamer," even a thing? Why can't we all just be gamers? No one would care if you called yourself a "Guy Gamer," so why do we say "Girl Gamer,"?

Whale wingmen do that but you won't even tell my crush how awesome I am.

My first period is Algebra, and my teacher holds us after at least a full minute every day, and my second period is theatre arts which is all the way across the school, so I'm almost always late to second period. Luckily my Theatre teacher is cool and cuts me a break.

Are we just gonna ignore that the steps store books?!

Rorschach: the original "JUST DO IT!"

Still better than the chances of getting a 4 star in the premium crystals in MCOC. (Sarcasm)

No It's Lady Lisa!

Every time this happens I'm like "Um like 2 minutes ago you were preaching about free speech okay Voltaire whatever you say"

NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY AT ALL.

Sephoria, I'm loving your tumblr compilations. Keep up the good work, they always bring a smile to my face and make my day better. Sephoria, you da real MVP.

The marriage of a Fanboy and Fangirl. Or Fanboy and Fanboy. Or Fangirl and Fangirl. I don't descriminate.

Have any of you noticed the DC cameos in TTG? I saw an episode where they had fridge magnets of Joker, Harley Quinn, Bane, and Darkseid. If the writers put half as much effort into an actual plot as they did making cameos, it would be a half-way decent show.

I thought of the mouse and snake from the ending scene of Fish Hooks episodes.

Whenever I first heard a Fall Out Boy song I did not picture a tiny man in a fedora.

I want him to be like, "Hey, you're Stan Lee!" During his cameo.

Every day at school, the principal would say this over the intercom during the morning announcements, and I always would just whisper to myself, "I'm gonna become a vigilante," and one time this kid who sat behind me heard, and he lost it.

Patty Stumps is my favorite person.