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burtekaeh


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YouTuber shows that hood pranks on YouTube might be set up 3 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
ok first of all, this guy is a skinny long haired asian guy, not nearly as threatning as a white guy, who black people like to beat just because of the "past"
Watched Shrek 1 again after a looong time... it just gets better as you get older 6 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
he was compensating for his hight! X)
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Discrimination against men? Sexist double standards 14 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
Why did you feel the need not every guy is a pedophile? in many countries you will be seen as not worthy if its found out you are one, only a very small % is.
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This is certainly something new for me 8 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
i want 50000
Grandma on speed dial 8 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
stolen from 4chan :)
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I have scales so i cant really relate. 10 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
jokes - Some people dont get them
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Totally worth it 12 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
she could have bought all of it herself, or other familiars.
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But of course, how else would you handle the situation? 5 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
im pretty neutral when it comes to makeup, if a girl wants to use it why would i say i dont like it X) my oppinion doesnt matter because they dont use makeup for us they use it for themselves (at least i would think so)
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I'd be glad if someone would wear this for me 15 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
i didnt even see it till you pointed it out, now i feel stupid
I'd be glad if someone would wear this for me 15 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
Im gonna stick my foot so far up your ass...
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Worst luck ever. 9 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
lol, fucking lol
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Yay (<>) :D 15 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
What is it with people and bugs anyway? they are way more terrified of you than you are of them..
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Jarek gets owned 9 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
i'd say 8th-9th grade here in portugal
Hide yo sins Hide yo demons 12 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
in the internet no one knows where you are lucifer, ninjesus can't track ips
Quick! Bring the space garlic!! 3 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
yeah i knew the pee sleeve thing, i also know it was labeled as small; medium or large in the beggining and because everyone chose medium or large the penis would fall off the sleeve so they changed the size names to enormous gigantic or colossal.. at least it was something like that
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Quick! Bring the space garlic!! 3 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
Fun astronaut fact: The gloves are the only personally made piece of the astronaut attire!
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Jarek gets owned 9 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
sorry, i cant read.
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You must be a bad person if someone does this to you 5 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
i dont need your sarcasm right now loki :(
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You must be a bad person if someone does this to you 5 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
I accidently made the post nsfw...
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Immortality is something i wish upon no one 6 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
oh god
We really can't complain about how bad our life is 12 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
well, i didnt say it was in america.
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*Homo Erectus* 29 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
oh god one of my posts caused a shitstorm again
I trusted you aquaman! You were my hero! ;-; 4 comments
burtekaeh · 9 years ago
pokemon team aqua :D