What the hell is that metal bar supposed to do, knock the baby out so there’s no crying after you crash?

When you got it, it’d be a crime to do both with it

While watching a video on my phone I grabbed my pockets and freaked out because I couldn’t find my phone, so I paused the video...

It was hot that day

You won’t show pit stains, if you don’t wear a shirt

Why do you have those? WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE?!?!!

Can I borrow this sign, I wanna replace my brothers picture at my moms house with it

Almost left that guy with a brand new skid mark on his ass

Heh high on potenuse *sigh* those were simpler times

That is incredible and I would love a shower curtain that looked just like that

Those are some oddly shaped testicles

Nope this picture perfectly encapsulates what I’m going for

Chicken-like cutlets?

Act like you didn’t shit yourself when you saw her

Do they have twice the strength of a normal girl their age

Breaking all the rules

Always do it on top of a wall

What if one of them is allergic to peanuts and the other one loves them?

I just started watching the punisher

Awesome does he have one for iron man

I can’t watch when uncle Ben’s rice spills out onto the dirty NYC streets

We got here at dawn what do you mean you’re closed?