When you can do nothing right

What have you done John.... what have you done! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL JOHN!

Chicken-like cutlets?

oh no

I take off the plastic all the time

That's what you get for buying a ready meal.

I was making one of those cakes where the bowl you bake comes with the box. I was reading the instructions, pop bottom so when the cake was done you can transfer it to another plate my sister popped it before we even mixed the ingredients. His expression is what I felt when she did that.