shiftingsands

shiftingsands


Grammar/syntax Nazi in more than one language

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PIXAR sex scenes that probably happened 5 comments
shiftingsands · 21 hours ago
Someone explain the last one
Gentleman 2 comments
shiftingsands · 21 hours ago
I'd tap that
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My dad sent a Howler 2 comments
shiftingsands · 1 day ago
Yeah right.
So handsome 1 comments
shiftingsands · 6 days ago
Who is he?
Save the turtles 4 comments
shiftingsands · 1 week ago
Like the suicide pits on the London Underground to prevent track deaths
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I can't brain anymore 2 comments
shiftingsands · 1 week ago
But red and led always rhyme unless led is LED
Sending a heart 4 comments
shiftingsands · 1 week ago
Шitchcraft
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This wins Halloween 4 comments
shiftingsands · 1 week ago
Purple rain
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It's called earned time off for a reason 8 comments
shiftingsands · 1 week ago
The thing is that I'm a pharmacist assistant, so when my manager is off, there is always cover as a chemist cannot run without a pharmacist working there. But if I go away, it's hard to find someone to cover because there aren't relief dispensers/assistants
It's called earned time off for a reason 8 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
The thing is, when I go for annual leave, usually no one covers while I'm away because there is no one to cover. I have to leave my poor manager on his own.
True gender equality 13 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
Rebooty
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What stage of capitalism is this? 1 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
*punches*
'I'm leaving you.'
'But I have pizza.'
'OK, I'll stay.'
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"Night" in Estonian 4 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
Why does it says Polski for Polish?
"Night" in Estonian 4 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
Finnish - yö
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She forgot a very important bit of information 5 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
But Jesus was resurrected so he must be a witch
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Tired as f*** 4 comments
shiftingsands · 2 weeks ago
This changes every time. In 2012 it was 'from 1995 to 99 and you're not even 18 yet'
I see what you did there 1 comments
shiftingsands · 3 weeks ago
NSFW
Almost same 1 comments
shiftingsands · 3 weeks ago
Is this the new girl tearful at cat meme?
Stay humble 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 weeks ago
I read this as 'if a girl tells you HER dick is small...'
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“I’m so exciteddd” 4 comments
shiftingsands · 3 weeks ago
Even three, such as in 2015.
1990s Christmas gifts of N64 and Spice Girls cassette 6 comments
shiftingsands · 3 weeks ago
I had that exact cassette at home. The inlay had each of the girls on every leaf with the lyrics in front of the image
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*chuclles* I'm in danger 1 comments
shiftingsands · 3 weeks ago
'filmimg'
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