That’s some clear piss

Don’t forget the eggs

I just shoot at them from a far enough distance that they don’t detect me

Alemania

With a knife and fork but cooked

Yeah... I’m supposed to be cleaning out the freezer since ice is blocking

In my situation it would

No thanks.

I remember that day, Mami was pissed she couldn’t watch her novelas.

Favorite part of the day when she came on

What about slipping and accidentally doing the splits? That hurt, happened to me two days ago while taking a shower.

My plan for world domination begins with the baby in a beautiful way and I am not a good friend and a great person and a beautiful woman to me.

Me as a gaymer:
This is not a win

Never seen such a beautiful sight

In the second picture she’s staring into my soul