hermionegranger

hermionegranger


I will avada kedavra your ass if you get me angry.

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I thought it was her too. 2 comments
hermionegranger · 4 days ago
Not gonna lie, so did I
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How can you tell? 6 comments
hermionegranger · 5 days ago
I had to re-read it
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How can you tell? 6 comments
hermionegranger · 5 days ago
I was reading this seriously at first but when I got to the end I burst out laughing, not expecting the last bit
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Evasive wrathful numberless Dunlin 5 comments
hermionegranger · 1 week ago
Sometimes I’m thinking about something and suddenly I’m seeing an ad for it
Tell your history 16 comments
hermionegranger · 2 weeks ago
Crossing a narrow street on the way home and a brilliant thought come to me, said “just run me over.” An actual car was coming fast up the street and I threw myself on the sidewalk. I was 10.
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A 13 comments
hermionegranger · 2 weeks ago
Eh what?
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My dad still uses this. He calls it, "Hard Mode." 4 comments
hermionegranger · 3 weeks ago
Fly swatter
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*awkwardly raises hand* 9 comments
hermionegranger · 4 weeks ago
Yes
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Ask *** :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D 26 comments
hermionegranger · 4 weeks ago
Falling off the fifth floor
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Anyone can cOook 9 comments
hermionegranger · 4 weeks ago
I once put Nesquik chocolate powder in water because we ran out of milk. Worst decision of my young ten-year-old life. The taste was horrible, I can still taste it if I think hard enough.
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Anyone else experienced that? 6 comments
hermionegranger · 4 weeks ago
I get this but with squares and rectangles sometimes circles
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Aussie, Aussie Aussie? 37 comments
hermionegranger · 5 weeks ago
I’ve never heard of any of these
Every damn time I wash my clothes. I’m throwing your shit away next time 9 comments
hermionegranger · 5 weeks ago
I always read your stories until the end because I enjoy them. :)
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Every damn time I wash my clothes. I’m throwing your shit away next time 9 comments
hermionegranger · 5 weeks ago
Man, I love your stories. They’re always entertaining.
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Sweet 4 comments
hermionegranger · 5 weeks ago
I like playing Minecraft PE with my younger sister and doing the maps.
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Found this on quora 17 comments
hermionegranger · 6 weeks ago
Mint chocolate chip
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All the time 21 comments
hermionegranger · 6 weeks ago
‘;)
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Thanks mom 5 comments
hermionegranger · 7 weeks ago
And no lotion
All the time 21 comments
hermionegranger · 7 weeks ago
I crave KFC
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Triss Merigold fanart 2 comments
hermionegranger · 7 weeks ago
Still prefer Yennefer
Waking up to ash and dust I wipe my ass I slap my nuts 5 comments
hermionegranger · 7 weeks ago
Ok the the hell is up with the title?
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Cursed image: sonic’s hand wrinkles and fingernails 3 comments
hermionegranger · 7 weeks ago
Why couldn’t they just have given him gloves?
It would be so much better
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We got “educational” cookies in school today 2 comments
hermionegranger · 7 weeks ago
I remember those cookies
Fun Substance Art Event 1 22 comments
hermionegranger · 8 weeks ago
Headphones
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Daily Dose of Prehistory: Back From Extinction 100 4 comments
hermionegranger · 8 weeks ago
It looks like a giant pigeon
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