Say Cheese!

This guy needs to learn to read the whole comic

That face when you realize Jesse Eisenberg will play you again

Sacrifice freedom for security

Wonder Woman only likes us for our ice cream

Good idea! Hide those fully grown carrots in the ground

Dafaq you think you’re going?

The Tea Wars were the bloodiest featured some of the deadliest battles of all time. Like the battle of constant Comet where General Earl Grey led forces against the Darjeeling’s best, emperor Green

Thank you Thor

Just don’t snap those fingers

You don’t make a million friends without stealing the worlds data

Called it from the first time I saw him in Elf

I’m not your son

Why you nervous? What you hiding?

One of these took down the titanic

It was a polished chrome Tesla and it was just for Kanye

Okay you have my attention

Free bowl with every Mercedes

Am Dafok

Why do potheads always think doing weird things will get you 10x higher
Smoke a cigarette and you get 10x higher
Drive with the windows open 10x higher

Indiana Jones they are not

He just peeked our the closet real quick

His wife is the number one answer!

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