The proper term is "hemophilia", meaning your blood doesn't clot. Ever have a bloody nose? It stops because a sufficient amount of blood has dried (clotted, coagulated) in order to stop the continuous flowing of blood. Like taping two pieces of wire together, or repairing a leak in a garden hose. This snake's venom prevents the blood from clotting and you bleed to death, like having an open wound, except that every pore and orifice, is an open wound.

Haha! :D "Oh, you mean this?" X)

I LOVE Haagen Dazs! :D I want that lock! Although you could just cut off the bottom and eat it upside down. :P

Hard to read the key. :/ Is red bad (high sales) and green good (low sales)?

D'aw!!! :D

D'AWWW!!! :D SO MUCH OF IT! *heart explodes into rainbows, stars, and confetti.

whynotboth.jpeg :D

And here I was taking the title seriously at first... shame on me. :l

My first thought was simply... toothpaste. :l

Nope. They did the same to our beloved 'Berry Berry Kix'. :(

I can see absolutely NO way that this could go wrong...

Aw, poor kitty, but cute the way she tries to snuggle-smuggle her way into your purse. :)

D'aw!!! :D

Indeed, your wife is pretty. :) Lucky you. Be sure to snuggle her lots. :D

Is this what kitties do when they want hugs? Lol, I don't have kitties, so...