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Ohdear 6 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Good to know
Thanks mate
You messed with the wrong person 3 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Good on him
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Can you please explain me why would you measure something in whales per dogs squared? 2 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
The Imperial system is the old English system
It seems to have been made with a short-sighted mindset, adding measurements on as and when they were deemed necessary
The Metric system was developed much later, after the impracticability of the Imperial system had been obvious for a while
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This train exterminate here 18 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Wow, frigging perv
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This train exterminate here 18 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
He's got nice arms
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Damn aliens 4 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
True, unless they're Neil Blomkamp aliens
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That's gonna leave a mark 13 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
No thanks
I've already got one
Got this in the mail today 2 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
That looks like dark chocolate
I'd eat it
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Ohdear 6 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Where does the law stand if one 14 yr old has consensual sex with another 14 yr old?
(Obvs it depends on where you are but I'd like to hear some ideas)
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Have You Seen This Blob? 2 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
It's almost as if there's a bigger market demand for video games than security cameras....
@famousone clearly the patriarchy is to blame
We need socialism
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Less than 6ft 54 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Hey us lads start young
Too young, sometimes
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Imma practise my stabbin 4 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
If a man (or a woman, for that matter) touches you inappropriately and you've asked/warned them once, and they continue, have at them
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It's not the situation that we want, it's a situation that we need 3 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Female thighs are
Male thighs, less so
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So smooth yet riggid 5 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
You're breathtaking!
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I feel that 3 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
So you're a male snake huh?
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Drunk driving is not a skill 12 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Deal
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Well, that escalated quickly 2 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
I'm a baaaad guy
*duh*
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Drunk driving is not a skill 12 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Mate, if I ever I come to 'Murica I'd love you to teach me
I'll pay you
Teach me about firearms, self-defence, and defensive driving
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Me af 4 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Just roll with it
You make mistakes
And a daft username is a pretty small one
Live and learn
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Self acceptance 100 1 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Damn
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It do be like dat! It really do be! 4 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
That's actually impressive
Good on you mate
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The roaring twenties 19 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
It's not alleged
All the relevant scientific literature indicates that women are more agreeable on average than men
What's more is that it's the same or similar cross-culturally
Which seems to indicate that the cause is biological, rather than social or cultural
Microwaves go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 4 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Yeah but what does the fox say?
Not all superhero wear underwear 5 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Have you ordered any SAMs?
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That is the only solution 15 comments
cakelover · 4 years ago
Like defending themselves and stopping a bad guy in six seconds
I mean, clearly retarded
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