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cakelover

Hit me up, why not?
I might be a nice guy
Or I might find you, kill you, and do terrible things to your hamster
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Since we're doing stuff about our pets? 7 comments

cakelover · 3 hours ago

Thank

Since we're doing stuff about our pets? 7 comments

cakelover · 3 hours ago

Which one’s you?

The little immortal lady 22 comments

cakelover · 4 hours ago

If he’s rich, I’m in
I want to be a spoiled

Life finds a way 8 comments

cakelover · 5 hours ago

Indeed it does, just a very small amount

*weird British noises* 2 comments

cakelover · 5 hours ago

Can confirm this is how Southerners speak

Oke well done 4 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

I don't get it

Life finds a way 8 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

You're excused

The little immortal lady 22 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Let's see if we can find you one
Any particular nationality?

Sad reacc only 13 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Nooo :( I'll send hugs through the internet

It was honestly a coin flip because the sensation felt so real 4 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Dream-ception

The little immortal lady 22 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Of course
What kinda guy do you want?

Sad reacc only 13 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Aww no why you cry?

Sad reacc only 13 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

I am male and I nearly cried today

Life finds a way 8 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Tea is superior though

No nut November to this 2 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

It's November in the botverse

The little immortal lady 22 comments

cakelover · 1 day ago

Dad left for a pack of cigarettes
Or was it a fag?
Something like that, anyway

Call for backup! 5 comments

cakelover · 2 days ago

What’s the big deal?
I pluck mine regularly

When she asks if you are single 8 comments

cakelover · 2 days ago

Nearly as smooth as you ;)

When she asks if you are single 8 comments

cakelover · 2 days ago

Stop.
Obama time
C'mere little kiddies

Maybe you like volleyball...But do you like beach volleyball more? 2 comments

cakelover · 3 days ago

Is that Bridget Monaghan?

4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments

cakelover · 3 days ago

Sorry I meant Forrest Whittaker

4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments

cakelover · 3 days ago

Morgan Freeman is black

4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments

cakelover · 3 days ago

One of these is not like the others

For the women who think working out makes you bulky 12 comments

cakelover · 4 days ago

Like a back massage

Fool my twice, shame on me 19 comments

cakelover · 4 days ago

It’s actually not tho
The proteins in eggs start congealing around 75 degrees Celsius
The Human body is typically 37 degrees