Ash

cakelover


I am become Cakelover, explorer of galaxies

— Ash Report User
Does not the cat 6 comments
cakelover · 2 hours ago
Poor catto
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Testosterone.... 2 comments
cakelover · 6 hours ago
Tell How to check the dark web
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What's this? 3 comments
cakelover · 22 hours ago
12 gaUwUge
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Did I leave it on 1 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Wholesome
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This could be interesting 8 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Your terms are acceptable
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*squints* 3 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
Heh
I also genuinely can't tell if the OP is being satirical or not
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Eminem is a fashion icon 11 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
Do feminist women love Eminem?
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Eminem is a fashion icon 11 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
Why is Eminem on here and Dr Dre isn't? Don't tell me they forgot about Dre?
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Please do not the cat 12 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
This really gets around eh
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Do not the cat 10 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Nope, I did not the cat
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Do not the cat 10 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
If she consents, sure
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*strain* 13 comments
cakelover · 5 days ago
Dam
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Nice 10 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
Worst luck?
People would pay a lot of money for that licence
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Majestic 10 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
If you're suggesting a cake eating contest, I might be down
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Majestic 10 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
Ah, forgot to mention that this is my 1,000th post
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Republicans hate this trick 7 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
The title is a bit strange given that Rosen has donated to both Democrats and Republicans
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*strain* 13 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
What colour are you otherwise?
But still, they can come up with an alternative - the shower 7 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
The beds are made of cardboard as part of a recycling initiative. I confess, I thought they were anti-sex as well at first
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A sex ban doesn't make a huge amount of sense when you consider that Olympic athletes are basically the fittest, most flexible people in the world lol....if they're horny, they'll find a way to bonk
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A man’s best friend 9 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
This probably isn't true, but part of me wishes it was
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Tis' the season 15 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
I'll take a treat please
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I fight with the cat 12 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
You'd probably win
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I suspect not 12 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
"Millionaires shouldn't exist!"
*becomes a millionaire*
"Billionaires shouldn't exist!"
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Dum dums 3 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Aw, such sweet words Rosa!
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Like a midget at a urinal, I'd have to stay on my toes 11 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
*eye twitches*
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They work hard and deserve a kip 5 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
You're amazing
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