Ash

cakelover


Hit me up, why not?
I might be a nice guy
Or I might find you, kill you, and do terrible things to your hamster
- [email protected]

— Ash Report User
Since we're doing stuff about our pets? 7 comments
cakelover · 3 hours ago
Thank
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Since we're doing stuff about our pets? 7 comments
cakelover · 3 hours ago
Which one’s you?
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The little immortal lady 22 comments
cakelover · 4 hours ago
If he’s rich, I’m in
I want to be a spoiled
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Life finds a way 8 comments
cakelover · 5 hours ago
Indeed it does, just a very small amount
*weird British noises* 2 comments
cakelover · 5 hours ago
Can confirm this is how Southerners speak
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Oke well done 4 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
I don't get it
Life finds a way 8 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
You're excused
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The little immortal lady 22 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Let's see if we can find you one
Any particular nationality?
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Sad reacc only 13 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Nooo :( I'll send hugs through the internet
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The little immortal lady 22 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Of course
What kinda guy do you want?
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Sad reacc only 13 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Aww no why you cry?
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Sad reacc only 13 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
I am male and I nearly cried today
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Life finds a way 8 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Tea is superior though
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No nut November to this 2 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
It's November in the botverse
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The little immortal lady 22 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Dad left for a pack of cigarettes
Or was it a fag?
Something like that, anyway
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Call for backup! 5 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
What’s the big deal?
I pluck mine regularly
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When she asks if you are single 8 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Nearly as smooth as you ;)
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When she asks if you are single 8 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Stop.
Obama time
C'mere little kiddies
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Maybe you like volleyball...But do you like beach volleyball more? 2 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
Is that Bridget Monaghan?
4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
Sorry I meant Forrest Whittaker
4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
Morgan Freeman is black
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4 of my childhood heroes 12 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
One of these is not like the others
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For the women who think working out makes you bulky 12 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Like a back massage
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Fool my twice, shame on me 19 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
It’s actually not tho
The proteins in eggs start congealing around 75 degrees Celsius
The Human body is typically 37 degrees
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