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cakelover


Tea
Wonky teeth
Referring to half of planet Earth as "The Colonies"
What more could a Brit want?
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Unusual situation 4 comments
cakelover · 3 hours ago
That is a nice booty
Hers is pretty good too
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Do you dare to cheat on her? 6 comments
cakelover · 13 hours ago
Why would you cheat on the perfect woman?
Why would you cheat at all?
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Meet Kinessa Johnson, a US army veteran woman who hunts poachers 5 comments
cakelover · 13 hours ago
She has some nice arms
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Ikea is the best 7 comments
cakelover · 23 hours ago
U is for Uranium, the densest naturally occurring element
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Nice to see politicans stand up to Stupidity 21 comments
cakelover · 23 hours ago
Mate, educate people on how vaccines work, carry out studies into their effectiveness, encourage debate on the issue and whatnot. This is all good
But the gubment making something mandatory for every child can be the thin end of the wedge
Nice to see politicans stand up to Stupidity 21 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
This can lead to a very dangerous place
I'm not anti-vax - I believe I've had all the standard recommended vaccines in the UK as a baby
But when a government takes away someone's choice that can be a very slippery slope
Battle of the century 26 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Sounds like I’m outgunned by @guest_
@dr_richard_ew why would I beat you? I’m pretty sure you have an army of robots or something that you cooked up in your lab
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Little girl gets to meet her hero 1 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
My life was significantly improved when I found out that Daisy Ridley has two sisters
And they both look almost exactly like her
Would follow his/her account 14/10 5 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
What's wrong with you, you bigot
Battle of the century 26 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Mine aren't bad
Nowhere near these heckin' bois tho
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I would cry 1 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
I had to read this twice to get it
I'm dense sometimes
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Al Bundy will always be the man 11 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Age isn't just a number
That's an overly reductionist argument
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Of course skill counts
Let me remind you Tom Hardy trained like a cage fighter for the film Warrior
Would follow his/her account 14/10 5 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Did you just assume a being's gender?
Al Bundy will always be the man 11 comments
cakelover · 1 day ago
Maybe in terms of technical ability
But according to Google, Al is 73
Tom Hardy is 41, and Keanu Reeves is 54
That's a big age difference, I don't think Al could last long against either
Flimsy elated Fox 6 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Joe Hart?
See this is what happens when you leave Man City
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Tom "Ball of steel" Cruise 4 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
So he's only got one ball?
Or he is a ball?
@title is confusing
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I guess he's gay 5 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Is he a Doctor?
We are all mildly racist 8 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Everything's racist if you're looking to be offended
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Amazing Sea Eagle 3 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
A Sea-Eagle
So a seagull?
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I was born this way, baby 1 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
"Because my parents did the scaddoink less than 17 years and 3 months ago"
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It is unnerving how many people <3 this narrative 23 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
You do know she's a satirist right?
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teef 3 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
I don't believe so; in my experience at least
Nice skate trick 2 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
This guy's a leg-end
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Chadn't 11 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
I like your sense of humour
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