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cakelover


For what does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his memes?

— Ash Report User
Excellent writing 4 comments
cakelover · 2 days ago
Oops my bad
*grunts and strains*
There, I've turned back the flow of space/time to 1977
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Fun fact 7 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
You're absolutely awesome
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I think I know what was on his mind 3 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
It's not the headaches, it's the damn double vision
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Normal goes to film studies 9 comments
cakelover · 3 days ago
*Normie
We are them 5 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Homogeneous?
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Oh no 2 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Bro I have another meme for this I'll post in a bit
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Wait what? 5 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
When David Hasselhoff appeared and said "It's baywatchin' time", that really moved me
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Thank god anon would never advocate violence against other kinds of people 10 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Lol no
About 6.4 million people voted for the National Socialist party in 1930 (and about 4.5 million for the Communist party). Germany truly was a dark place back then
Thank god anon would never advocate violence against other kinds of people 10 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Whoops, should have been under surveillance. One source mentions "More than one in three East Germans (5.6 million) was under suspicion or surveillance, with an open Stasi file"
Thank god anon would never advocate violence against other kinds of people 10 comments
cakelover · 4 days ago
Yup
People think "I'd hide Anne Frank! I wouldn't turn her in to the Nazis."
That's bullshit. Most people didn't hide Jews, and plenty of them actively and eagerly reported people to the authorities
1 in 3 people in East Germany were government informers. The tyranny wasn't "brutal government and innocent population"
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geinus 4 comments
cakelover · 5 days ago
Chaotic neutral
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society 54 comments
cakelover · 5 days ago
Society? More like Twitter
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History doesn't look kindly upon segregationists 3 comments
cakelover · 6 days ago
It's the definition of virtue. Giving of oneself - in this case to the detriment of her social approval and career success - in the service of one's morals
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[:< 3 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
You'll be able to make a buffet with your average Wal-Mart enjoyer
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A hole 7 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
O.O
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Yikes heckin concern unwholesome chungus. Let’s unpack this 2 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Someone hurting your feelings by calling you obese and encouraging you to improve your health might hurt less than your family standing by your grave when you're dead at 40
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Slava ukraini !!! 3 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Having said that, the Americans were actually pretty close to victory in Vietnam....
Slava ukraini !!! 3 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Apart from France, most countries don't respond well to violent invasion and will begin the long, hard slog to expel the invaders
He's a vereran 1 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
My goodness, *veteran
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I hope this is true 7 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago · Edited 1 week ago
The only good part of this movie (->comments) 4 comments
cakelover · 1 week ago
Lol. Reminds me of the time an Australian senator/MP(?) was accused of mansplaining by a female senator/MP and he rolled with it and asked her several times to explain what mansplaining was as if he didn't know
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It's cylcin' time 1 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
*cyclin'
No shortage of typos recently
Have you ever seen the two in the same room 3 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
No this is Patrick
Red flags 6 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
He dodged a bullet
And she isn't doing journalists any favours. Their reputation is bad enough at the moment
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Bizarre 4 comments
cakelover · 2 weeks ago
Her when the drugs wear off: "Wait this isn't my house"
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