I don't recall him having such nice skin

See, the problem with America is that it's full of Americans

Shrek voice: "Like that's ever gonna happen"

End no-knock warrants

That's some nice cake

*disgust face*

You shouldn't get kidney stones from Monster alone
Pair Monster with dehydration and you're getting there tho

Reducing stress before the flight?

Much satisfact

Man, I ain't seen Daily Grace in years

That's not Bob Dylan, that's Michael Jackson

Is this genuine?

@famousone looks like an American version of Kim Jong-Un

Get rekt

Sounds kinda like Black Panther