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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I don't know about the priestess in red
Time for an Google searmch
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Yes
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Foolish caring primer Woodpecker 1 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Osowiec then and again
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What 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Where are my balls Greg?
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Lord/Lady, Bringer of Predictive Text Games 88 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I am Cakelover. Lord of my ears. Bringer of my family. Fear me for a long term relationship.
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She wanna speak to the CEO 2 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Her complaints are beyond your understanding
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Piccollo getting a bj 8 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Well....
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Good stuff, did you write that without assistance?
Schizo posters have been right so far 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Kind of, but your biology affects your perception more than you might think
In other words, your perception is determined to a large extent by your body
You tend to perceive only what matters to you
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One-eyed worthless recognised Dugong 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Not to sound like a 15 year old girl, but my two main "love languages" are physical intimacy and quality time
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Schizo posters have been right so far 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Oh no, you're under government control already
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Oh, that's a kalimba
Turns out I did know of it, just not its name
Cool stuff, how's Port of Geese coming along?
One-eyed worthless recognised Dugong 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
If/when I'm in relationship, physical intimacy like kissing, hugging, cuddling etc. is virtually never off the table
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...strange choice of metaphor in this context...but you get what I mean
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Schizo posters have been right so far 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
YoU'rE a CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiSt, WhErE's YoUr TiNfOiL hAt?
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Schizo posters have been right so far 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Not quite
You don't get to make your own rules or at least not fundamentally
Otherwise you could just stop yourself being sad, aroused, angry, depressed, etc. (or all four of those at once, that sounds fun)
I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
You're welcome
Dang, chest pain's a scary one. Good job it wasn't as serious as it could've been
I've no idea what a kalimba is or how you play it. Could you enlighten me?
Kommando has an interesting experience at the gun range 2 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Sounds kinda like a story @famousone would tell
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Wahey, that's really wholesome!
Good for you. What motivated you?
You know who is really gay? The girl reading this 8 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I'm only gay on weekends
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Well that's good at least, what were those four things?
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So proud 2 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Didn't Harvard University have racially segregated graduations in recent years?
O.o
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Flip flap flappy let's keep this comment section clean 9 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
What a nice big....bird
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I just finished a phd position interview and this is 100% me rn 13 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Work till you love/like yourself
Things you can't change:
- your parents
- your height
- your genetics (actually not true, epigenetics exists but that's a whole other box of frogs)
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Things you can change:
- your fitness
- your diet
- your hairstyle
- your work ethic
- your make-up
- your circle of friends
- your sleep pattern
- your skills
- the way you view yourself
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Get to it champion!
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So let it be written, so let it be done. 1 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Yul Brynner is rumoured to have been able to use Force Lightning
Piccollo getting a bj 8 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Porn isn't allowed on FS mate
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