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cakelover


Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

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Shut up to the first french fries 19 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I'm fairly confident my German accent is less polished than my British one, for some reason
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Shut up to the first french fries 19 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
With a British or German accent?
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Hell yeah 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Seems unhealthy to idolise someone who drugged men unconscious and robbed them
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Shut up to the first french fries 19 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Hans
Get ze flammenwerfer
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A good soldier is an armed one. JFK probably 8 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Glockamole for me
It looks like a real Glock
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Aight time to get some shut eye with bae 7 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I've reread this three times and I'm still mildly confused
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When the satire hits pretty hard 2 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Like the Babylon Bee
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Bring the soggy toast 30 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Everyone knows Brits aren't actually people. We're lizards, and the Queen is Chief Lizard
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hmmmmm 4 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Come on, man!
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"Oh look a helicopter" 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Saw a Sikorsky S-91 yesterday
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Imagine this - from Gone With The Wind 4 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I don't give a damn
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Shrt pst 4 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
At least not 4
Leave some for others
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Cuddling with the doggo 22 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
You're also welcome to join
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Imagine unironically being into psychology 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
What's your favourite branch?
Absolute savagery 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
That's what DM stands for: Dog Message
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Cuddling with the doggo 22 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
You're welcome to join
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Everybody walk the dinosaur 15 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
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Everybody walk the dinosaur 15 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
*keeps flirting*
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Everybody walk the dinosaur 15 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
As long as you know how to love, right?
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Everybody walk the dinosaur 15 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I don't know those lyrics
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I hope nobody has done this already 4 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Thank you Terry
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T is for Taiwan, China's next conquest 4 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
You're welcome
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That kid was so weird 8 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Ooh yes please!
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That kid was so weird 8 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
No thanks, I've already eaten today
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You were my brother 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
What would you beat them with?
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