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But like am I wrong tho? Idk 73 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Those definitions seem completely subjective
Are you saying that a biological male, so possessing primary and secondary sexual characteristics (and of age obviously), should compete in women's sports if he says that he wouldn't prefer having a penis?
It seems like you're at least laying the philosophical foundations for such an argument?
I mean you could say that sports are "male and female", not "men's and women's", but it is common parlance to refer to them as "men's and women's"
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Showing restaurant staff my new recipe for buns 2 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I'll bite
Nice buns
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Turkish for sis in law whom I don't like 4 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
For someone you don't like that looks pretty good
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Let's ask prince Eric 50 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Well, he's a virgin in one sense
The uh, front door if you will
The back is little more used, shall we say
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Imagine drinking warm water 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
So uncivilised
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Imagine drinking warm water 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Ah, but hot leaf water...
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Ok, maybe not the first one 12 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Glad to please you as well
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Pumpkin the cat at the beach 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Wimdy
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Ok, maybe not the first one 12 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Ah yes, I'm a serial womaniser
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Ok, maybe not the first one 12 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I actually don't
Maybe we could try it, and the reason will cum to us?
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Ok, maybe not the first one 12 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Where there's a will....there's a sobbing relative, and also a way
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Maybe a new gf for us? 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
It's a Sukhoi Checkmate
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Future is bright 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I'll check the shed
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English or Italian breakfast? 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
I mean that's a big one, but yes we sometimes eat like this
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Torches 11 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
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Future is bright 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Stuff might have been up there, but not a musical dildo. I'm game to try anything
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Finally some progress 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Y'know this is satire old chap?
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Fortunate 5 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Your mum sounds bad in my bed
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Future is bright 6 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Hey if the bass is good and it has a good rhythm it could be a transformative experience
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Smh Julia 39 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Yes
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Smh Julia 39 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Tea
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*puts fingers on temples* 9 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Call me x
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*puts fingers on temples* 9 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
So you have touched yourself in public!
Well, we all have our kinks
Each to his own
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Just a snake? 3 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Albino Burmese Python
I've handled one of these
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They’re disgusting 23 comments
cakelover · 3 years ago
Sure, I believe adults should be able to do what they want with their own money as long as they don't encroach on others
But yes, I should talk with you more often
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