Sshhhhh!

This is for shooting and this is for fun

Those definitions seem completely subjective
Are you saying that a biological male, so possessing primary and secondary sexual characteristics (and of age obviously), should compete in women's sports if he says that he wouldn't prefer having a penis?
It seems like you're at least laying the philosophical foundations for such an argument?
I mean you could say that sports are "male and female", not "men's and women's", but it is common parlance to refer to them as "men's and women's"

Well, he's a virgin in one sense
The uh, front door if you will
The back is little more used, shall we say

So uncivilised

Glad to please you as well

Ah yes, I'm a serial womaniser

I actually don't
Maybe we could try it, and the reason will cum to us?

Where there's a will....there's a sobbing relative, and also a way

I'll check the shed

I mean that's a big one, but yes we sometimes eat like this

Stuff might have been up there, but not a musical dildo. I'm game to try anything

Y'know this is satire old chap?

Your mum sounds bad in my bed

Yes