Guilty

My eyesight ain't the best but I don't think that's Hitler in the pic

Do you have a cute moustache?

Oi, you're making a mess on my post. Please clean that up

I'm not sure you could handle the power of being a cakelover

Yes please. Black, and salt and vinegar would be lovely

You could say it's a poor show of weapon handling. It'd be terrible if he had an important job in law or something eh

That's not quite what I asked

Are you saying being in the middle of a riot where parts of your family's community are on fire is the same as taking a rifle to school?

"Oh no, I accidentally shot a paedophile who'd raped several boys who weren't even in their teens. My bad"

Lol fair enough

His school crush stood there, alone

I think harvest could work. To me it seems to have some connotations to organised agriculture, as in harvesting a field of crops specifically planted for such a purpose as opposed to gathering what grew naturally?
Also five languages is impressive, what are the other four?

See this is why we starved the Irish

It's difficult to do the conversion in my head

Then the shattlebip