It's satire

Lol
Whether you think you're morally justified or not, tackling someone who is more heavily armed and trained than you is either very brave or very stupid
If they're not acting aggressively, tackling them is almost certainly very foolish
FAAFO

Taxpayers' money being used for the benefit of humanity. What else?

Nope, I just found it amusing

Yay Mia's back

Maybe she doesn't like the Allies?

Or Honduras?

I looked up the Brazilian wandering spoder family, Phoneutria, and they produce some of the most toxic venom, more toxic than black widows and Sydney funnel webs. However, they often "dry bite", i.e. bite without injecting venom, up to around 2/3 of the time, so they're not always deadly. More good news is that the venom can be treated with anti-venom and most bites aren't fatal, even in the case of a "wet bite"

Height-wise, yes lol

Hmmm what Yanky boi

Fair enough. What is it? It looks a bit like a Zoropsis but they're not particularly venomous? Maybe it's just a stock image

Like the bishop said to the actress, I'm in

"There's no war here. Unless you've brought it with you."

*strokes your head*
Whoops I mean
*strokes the dog's head*