The bestest doge

I live life on the edge
Of the toilet bowl

Godwin's law wins again

I'd suggest "Not all know this."

My friend, we thought they'd never end

No worries mate, if I head to Canadia I'll hit you up

I think the context is for comedy
Comedians play the court jester role
When the court jester is silenced it's an indicator that the king is tyrannical

You have 2 eyes and you look weird

O.o
I think you're right

Ssshh, here, have some opium....