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cakelover


Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

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Piracy.... 1 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
You don't know what I'm like after a few drinks
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Once you start, you just can't stop 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Bananananana......bread man!
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Lräk 7 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Checks out
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Lräk 7 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Ëkac
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Oh bother 3 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
What a spiffing time this is, I adore being rambunctious with you in the sack
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Today you, tomorrow me 1 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Wholesome
ssss 1 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
"Huh, what's that sme..."
*Boom*
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Ah yes, wouldn’t want to be breaking the law 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Look mate you can do crimes just between the hours of 8am-6am Monday-Friday and not with guns, okay?
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Yes 3 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Very few people use seasoning that doesn't come out of a bottle
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British "people" am I right 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Then you're not British. Hand over your passport, sunshine
A tale of two ships 4 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
You didn't have to do me like that mate
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You little slur 1 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Welp the title is meant to be "You little slut", like the mother says in the video
Either way, for anyone who doesn't know, it was a skit
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Get a good look Costanza??? 4 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Ah, I see you too are a man of culture
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Those damn liberals 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Lol
Bloody liberals ruining my *checks notes* 600 year-old game
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Join me 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Yes
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Imagine hitting one of these 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
For context, painting white stripes on dark animals was done during the Blitz in the second world war to help drivers avoid hitting them. Most streetlight were switched off or shaded to minimise the chances of enemy bombers being able to detect the light
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Fillosuffee 2 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
*woosh*
*Bang!*
Dunno, after that he won't answer me
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Wunderbar 5 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Wait. Are you forklift certified?
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He he he 11 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Well, from the perspective of a biologist, the artificial colouring of the face or parts thereof with something like lipstick is a form of sexual signalling
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He he he 11 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Depends if you consider makeup such as lipstick to be sexual signalling
If you're a biologist, that's so obvious that it's not even a question
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*sniff* 3 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
You can play Amogus if you want
Know the difference 3 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
I'll keep you oiled up
:3  3 comments
cakelover · 2 years ago
Well, dinner and a movie first at least
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