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cakelover


Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

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Forbes aged well 4 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Elizabeth Holmes, heralded by some as the next Steve Jobs, founded a biotechnological company that claimed to have revolutionised blood testing techniques and became a young billionaire. Except it was all fraudulent
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Sam Bankman-Fried, a cryptocurrency businessman, made billions trading and raising funds. His main compant FTX filed for bankruptcy, and he's now being investigated for potential fraud and mismanagement. He has a private jet and a house worth tens of millions of dollars
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PunSub 4 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Clamp your hams
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Run away! 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
This made me chuckle
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Lräk 7 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
You forgot the umlaut brah
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Piracy.... 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
You don't know what I'm like after a few drinks
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Once you start, you just can't stop 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Bananananana......bread man!
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Lräk 7 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Checks out
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Lräk 7 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Ëkac
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Oh bother 3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
What a spiffing time this is, I adore being rambunctious with you in the sack
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Today you, tomorrow me 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Wholesome
ssss 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
"Huh, what's that sme..."
*Boom*
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Ah yes, wouldn’t want to be breaking the law 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Look mate you can do crimes just between the hours of 8am-6am Monday-Friday and not with guns, okay?
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Yes 3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Very few people use seasoning that doesn't come out of a bottle
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British "people" am I right 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Then you're not British. Hand over your passport, sunshine
A tale of two ships 4 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
You didn't have to do me like that mate
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You little slur 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Welp the title is meant to be "You little slut", like the mother says in the video
Either way, for anyone who doesn't know, it was a skit
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Get a good look Costanza??? 4 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Ah, I see you too are a man of culture
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Those damn liberals 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Lol
Bloody liberals ruining my *checks notes* 600 year-old game
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Join me 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Yes
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Imagine hitting one of these 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
For context, painting white stripes on dark animals was done during the Blitz in the second world war to help drivers avoid hitting them. Most streetlight were switched off or shaded to minimise the chances of enemy bombers being able to detect the light
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Fillosuffee 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
*woosh*
*Bang!*
Dunno, after that he won't answer me
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Wunderbar 5 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Wait. Are you forklift certified?
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He he he 11 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Well, from the perspective of a biologist, the artificial colouring of the face or parts thereof with something like lipstick is a form of sexual signalling
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