Emily

An extension cord, but also a single-use fireworks display

Hard to tell what's satire these days

Lol this series actually started a small conspiracy theory
The theory was that the show is so extreme left that it's actually a plot by American right-wingers to make so-called "woke" people look bad lmao

Population: 69

Obi-Wan Kenobi, possibly

Five Guys

I doubt they're excerpts from actual performance evaluations as they are well-known quotes/jokes. Quite amusing, I love them

My man doing the reverse psychology

Je ferai ce que je veux, connard

The Soul Sucker

With a username like sovietfangirl there's a high probability it's a troll

Tbf Sunak was more responsible for screwing up the economy than she was

Remember kids, Jesus would support *your* political viewpoints

It's heartening to see quite a few people realise that much of CNN is propaganda
Add in Fox, MSNBC, NBC, and it gets even better

Brings a new meaning to "wind instrument"

That shark clearly does squats

If you want proof that propaganda works, look no further than people believing that Rittenhouse killed black people

This is a day late but hey ho