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I'm reminded of the Jon Hamm Mad Men meme
"They'll dance naked for the price of a hamburger and we'll call it female empowerment."

This meme feels about 500 years too late. The Catholic Church no longer keeps the bible in Latin only so the average commoner can't read it

Oll korrect

Is it true that 52% of in-game achievements are won by just 13% of the players?

Charisma
I currently possess the grace and charm of empty McDonald's food packaging

I'm not American, but seems about right

Fun fact: the McDondalds in question was Canadian, as the Soviets wouldn't allow an American business there

"I want to act as a bad guy."
"No, you're brown, it would reinforce a certain stereotype."
"Are you restricting what I can do based on my skin colour?"
"Yes. No! Shi...."

And women. Incompetence is rated unisex

Serbia or Russia are always up to something....

Jesse discovers that the history of the British Isles is as long and bloody as the history of other places

Rome literally fed Christians to lions for public entertainment

This was some of the funniest trolling that the Internet people have ever done to a corporation

*Po-tay-toes

You're sharply dressed. Looks grand

This would be amazing