*Mean
I suppose means kinda works too

Literally "new day, same old shit"

Spicy

For context, these are MRI scans of upper legs

Based dad

It's not hypocrisy. It's hierarchy

Every day we stray further from God's light

Bill met Jeffrey Epstein what, 23 times?
Doesn't necessarily mean he's guilty, but certainly worth investigating

A wise man once said "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the desire to rule it."

There are people who literally believe it's impossible to be racist against white people

Sus

This kind of meme always makes me paws for a second

Thicc

Thanks, comrade

*violence
Not sure what Violet is doing there but good luck to her either way

Yup
Sadly some people still haven't learnt to to treat people as individuals, without regard to race or colour

I've never jumped off a cliff, but I'm reasonably confident I wouldn't enjoy it

To boldly go where no penis has gone before

Every time I see this it's so bloody funny