Weak sauce
"What we do in this life echoes in eternity"

Bartender says "Hay, why the long face?"

The 1911: if it ain't broke, don't fix it

When you're big in Japan

The 1975 vibes

:(

It wasn't done for spices

That's a great stick

Eat him

*has

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This never gets old

All cultures are equal, but some are more equal than others

*NPC darnit

Ooof. This didn't age well

Kind of true. Neurological science indicates that happiness results more from observing progress in the action of pursuing a goal. Neatly summed up in the saying "Not the pursuit of happiness, but the happiness of pursuit."

Sometimes rational men must do irrational things

I remember the days of "fact checkers", often sponsored by faceless corporations. Community Notes are a major upgrade

The perfect woman doesn't ex...