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Where do I find all the memes and why don't I have a life

— Cake Report User
Get your paws off my scrotum
Imagine cutting up dinosaur bones and getting confused
I'm going full James Lindsay now: Your Mum
"Why are you giggling?" Me, in my mind:
Purple and green, the two best colours ever seen
Unnatural, perhaps
Do something today that your future self will thank you for
Tiny little feetsies
My mum still makes my packed lunches
Rozzers, PoPo, 5-0, Controll-o, Fuzz, Coppers, Cops, Chickens, etc.