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Raymond Reddington: The blacklist. Duh. 116 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

I'll help them from beyond the grave.

Raymond Reddington: The blacklist. Duh. 116 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

Well, maybe my kidnapper killed someone else first.

Raymond Reddington: The blacklist. Duh. 116 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

Bones, definitely.

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When you marry a Thai girl. 4 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

He should have bought two rings.

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This is Bill 2 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

Bill keeps showing up even tho I want him to go away.
Bill is stalking me.
I will call the cops, Bill.

Me as a mother 3 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

I always think it's so cute when kids get their parents in on things like these.

Meanwhile on Twitter 22 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

Maybe he's just happy because he's a troll and you're feeding him.

When shots are fired (sorry for bad quality) 28 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

Regardless of whether men show their underwear on purpose or not (and often times it is on purpose) "ridiculing them" is not the same as taking them out of class and making them miss valuable learning time. Usually the worst that would happen is someone tells them to pull up their pants and then everyone gets on with their day. It's not the same.

This is me. This perfectly describes my life 9 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

My friend took tickets from the few concerts I went to this year (my first ever) and put them in a picture frame for me for Christmas. It was a great gift and now I'll always know where they are :D

Haha 4 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

That's such a weird pattern for a carpet.

When you let Satan choose the carpet 9 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

Satan has exquisite taste.

Picture of a man being told he was innocent, after 40 years spent in prison 40 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

I'd be on the floor crying.

Someone was looking out from above 36 comments

calmthelovelytits · 8 years ago

The fuck are you talking about I've never seen an ant in my life I've only read about them in fairy tales