Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Purrito 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Our cat can't go outside because we have some sweet wildlife where we moved to, but she still isn't used to staying inside so she meows a lot. We put a harness on her and took her outside thinking we could attempt walking her (even though we never trained her as a kitten) and she just... Froze. Didn't move just froze still! It really does work wonders!
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First president 10 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
OHHH U MEAN ACT UR AGE! I liked that episode but wished we saw more of the others lives and didn't focus to hard on Phineas and Isabella, even though it was pretty cute.
Have a nice day 15 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
My brain won't allow me to view you as the same age as me, to me you are.... timesless. (sorry not sorry)
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It’s free real estate 3 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Honestly memes are just a form of hieroglyphics at this point.
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First president 10 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Yes. Yes I am.
Trees be flexing 8 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Well NOW they do.
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First president 10 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I have been waiting to watch the final episode with my sister, why was it bad? Was it not a good ending?
Nice guys 10 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Only person I respect that wears a fedora is PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
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What a nightmare feels like 8 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
God I HATE those dreams. Worst nightmares are where you try to run but your body just won't let you!
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Works every time 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
@parisqeen haha seems that certificate came in handy eh?
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It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 17 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I had to knit a patch for a blanket and when it was on display I hid it under everyone else because it was so bad.
It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 17 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Woah. Where are you from where this is taught? America? I mean I learnt those skills in math and home class and younger years of art. It's cool they have a subject dedicated to it.
It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 17 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
We only learn cooking in that class, in Home Ec do you only learn cooking or like, home things???
It could be a way to reduce obesity with new generations 17 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
At my school in the food tech class they do this, teaching us different lifestyles and the values of eating healthy.
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Ruh Rowe 3 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
:/ Uh, suurrreee
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True 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I just listen to music and stare out the window as an epic music video plays through my mind.
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During the war. 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Essay writing in a nutshell
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Impressed 5 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I love those movies, that penguin was truly the most evil mold of Plasticine I have ever seen.
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This is kinda neat 2 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
"Make a wish sweetie!"
"Please stop tormenting me this way."
No more excuses! 12 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Living on the edge
Fighting Crime Spinning Webs
Swinging from the highest ledge
He could leap above our heads
AhhhhhHHhhh~ AhhhHHHhh~
No more excuses! 12 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Spectacular Spiderman was better...
How do I keep F**king up 13 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
So... How many does it?
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Oddly satisfying. ???? ???? 16 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Kinda gross, but awesomely cool! I hope places other than japan start taking on this trend!
Oddly satisfying. ???? ???? 16 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I thought this was like, squid ink ice cream, but it seems it is something entirely different. It looks delicious though...
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