Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Well... Good thing only the evil chinese people do that stuff 8 comments
calvinoot · 38 minutes ago
NSA: *Screaming in horror and fear at your searches*
Relationship goals 1 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
Hey it's like that one dude who fell in love with his car in all ways!
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Upgrade 17 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
I'm with the brain mate, or maybe my skin so I can have thicker skin.
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Well... Good thing only the evil chinese people do that stuff 8 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
I tell my phone secrets all the time in hopes the producers will get enjoyment in my tales.
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Aussie, Aussie Aussie? 35 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
You... Bear? Koala? How... IT'S A CARAMELLO KOALA DEMMIGOD!!!! D:
The stability of this Owl's head is astounding 11 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
Hoo knows when the madness will end?
:))))) no 10 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR 'LUBE MY BONES' AGAIN!!!
The stability of this Owl's head is astounding 11 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
Argh noooo that was... FOWL
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:))))) no 10 comments
calvinoot · 1 day ago
*Sigh* This site needs a police force...
The stability of this Owl's head is astounding 11 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Like a gimbal!!! :O
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I seriously need to know 25 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
wtf
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If you know.... You know 5 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Overdose on childhood
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Fantasy Names 6 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Yeah and he ate a dead fish bone!!! That was a killer show tho.
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:))))) no 10 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Hey! You now have three warning! Never speak again please!
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Fast gotta go 3 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Most likely you will have to go to theaters, that way more people will watch the film purely out of curiosity.
:))))) no 10 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Hey! This is your first warning for thing you should not say!
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Aussie, Aussie Aussie? 35 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
In cold milk, warm milk, on icecream, milo is the source of strength.
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This sign shouldn't have to exist 108 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
Thank you, I will do further research into American state laws I think.
This sign shouldn't have to exist 108 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
Can someone just answer my original question please, are you ALLOWED to go into another state and get an abortion if you aren't from it?
Aussie, Aussie Aussie? 35 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
Or if you aren't a coward you disregard the spoon and snort that wizzfizz like the Aussie you are.
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Don't need no dictionary 3 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
*COUGH* Kisscartoon *COUGH*
This sign shouldn't have to exist 108 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
So if abortion is banned somewhere and you're rich you got nothing to worry about?
This sign shouldn't have to exist 108 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
So can people visit other states, get it done there and then leave? Or do you need to be born in that state?
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This is the best way to approach children 3 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
Missed the best part, step two is 'FIRMLY GRASP THE CHILD'
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Aussie, Aussie Aussie? 35 comments
calvinoot · 3 days ago
Hell yeah bro preach!