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You know... this pose 3 comments
calvinoot · 2 days ago
yessssss trueeee
Please excuse my dog 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 days ago
This made me unreasonably happy
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag 7 comments
calvinoot · 4 weeks ago
Feed the birds, tuppence a bird
Moominvalley park, japan 1 comments
calvinoot · 6 weeks ago
It's been one of those days. I'm not imagining. I sympathize 2 comments
calvinoot · 7 weeks ago
I mean Jesus was a real dude. He was cool. Carpenters deserve respect as much as messhiahs do!
Both are juicy sticks yumm 18 comments
calvinoot · 9 weeks ago
Freight worldwide Peafowl 5 comments
calvinoot · 10 weeks ago
Hohoho you fools, that is because THAT WAS THE APRIL FOOLS!
When you don't even try 2 comments
calvinoot · 20 weeks ago
One dutch, two dutch, queen of the double dutch, I skip better then you by that much, watch our feet our moves are sweet, our double dutching won't be beat!
This WC markings for gents and ladies 3 comments
calvinoot · 23 weeks ago
So many creative bathroom signs that do knot work :/
If You Don't Use Honey, You're Probably Overpaying For Food - And Everything Else Online 6 comments
calvinoot · 25 weeks ago
why my man grizzly be tweeting out promos smh
children 3 comments
calvinoot · 27 weeks ago
D̸̢̝̟̗̥̜̹͇̗̼̎̿ ̴͚̠̤͛Ḯ̴̪̭̗͈̋̽̎ ̴̨̨̧͇̣̰͈̝̬̬̓R̴̜͔̹̒͋͘͝ ̷͕̓̈́̏̀͊̂͘͝T̷̺̙͈͓̯̬̗̄̍͗͗͂̍ ̵̛̪̞̾̿̄͋̍͑͐?̷̡̨̧̢͙̜̣͈̞̖̎́͛͌͂͐
Froggo Fun #197 - Dapper 8 comments
calvinoot · 28 weeks ago
Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gallll~ @parisqeen
Moss showermat 9 comments
calvinoot · 28 weeks ago
Looks appealing, but then the shower would be pointless cos feet not clean! D:
Inspirational quote in my doctor’s office 7 comments
calvinoot · 29 weeks ago
Dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds 22 comments
calvinoot · 29 weeks ago
Well the sword cutting from where that gif is from I'd say is consistent considering the character in it has cut a shooting star in half whilst star gazing. :) It is absurb, but pretty fun and goofy! :D Though def agree with your points fellas.
This is such a mind f*ck 7 comments
calvinoot · 30 weeks ago
COOL!!! :D
On my way! To pre order 16 comments
calvinoot · 31 weeks ago
that sounds sick as dude! id play that ngl!
On my way! To pre order 16 comments
calvinoot · 31 weeks ago
I remember seeing this in my recommended ages ago! You act as a cat exploring a town with missions all around and stuff and it is super cool looking! I think it was called Peace Island?
This one funny though 13 comments
calvinoot · 33 weeks ago
Oh my panchito romero migel junipero francheska quirteros gonzales! the third!
Gonna burn this mother down 22 comments
calvinoot · 33 weeks ago
Some kids at my school "smoked the bible" now I at least know what the hell that meant!
Rosa Diaz vs Amy Santiago 6 comments
calvinoot · 34 weeks ago
Nah, Amy's would be beige.
This is something I will never unsee 6 comments
calvinoot · 34 weeks ago
And thinner eyebrows too I suppose