Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Oh snap 5 comments
calvinoot · 16 hours ago
Fun fact time!!! This movie was in production at the same time as Shrek! When people were not doing the best work on the film, they were pushed into the Shrek department and had to work on that instead, this was called getting "Shreked"! (Guess they didn't think Shrek would be as successful as it became...
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Yeah... uhm, I'm not so sure about that 7 comments
calvinoot · 1 week ago
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT STOPS FLAPPING?! HOW DOES IT STAND?!
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Happy wednesday 6 comments
calvinoot · 1 week ago
w h a t
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Why have you done this to me? 4 comments
calvinoot · 1 week ago
@parisqeen we need those little stairs for doggos
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Riddle me this 6 comments
calvinoot · 1 week ago
I was about to say the same thing????
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Is this what a stroke is like? 4 comments
calvinoot · 1 week ago
Noice
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Thanks 5 comments
calvinoot · 2 weeks ago
It is the artist names all his peices the funniest stuff lol
Out of your league 14 comments
calvinoot · 2 weeks ago
Oh I had a toy of this guy! He terrified me! I had no idea where he was from!!!
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*aggressive sucking* 6 comments
calvinoot · 2 weeks ago
Pari you didn't mess with me I literally asked if you were okay with doing that I just wanted to pretend to be a waittress.
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Nice try, but no 15 comments
calvinoot · 2 weeks ago
I was so confused when this huge surge of hate towards the pizza appeared because like.... Hawaiian is a classic topping? I don't get why people started freaking out about it, it tastes good fam if you don't like it then just don't order it?
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This is wholesome 41 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
You should write a book called "Thoughts from a Guest on Earth" and just talk about everything, you certainly have a large enough assortment of knowledge to do so!
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Awesome pic 4 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
The pineapple is clearly the slut.
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Oida? 5 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
Maissyyy, Maisssyyy, Maisy Maisy Mouse!
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Love your doggo 7 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
@parisqeen men and their dogs, they really like their water
And I was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh 4 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
Sister: Your hair looks like Justin Beiber
Me: *Thinking of current Justn Beiber* ....How?
My favorite Shakespeare play 2 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
I jest.... ON THE CONTRARYYYY-
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"Young kids and drunk adults always tell the truth" 2 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
Look at that heigh-waisted man he's got feminine hips!
NOOOO THAT'S WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUUUTTTT
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Some odd rabbits 58 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub
Yeap! Not mine 5 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
Cold water, is *chef kiss* beautiful. And frozen water? Bruh I eat ice cubes outta a cup no liquid included. Tis a GREAT SNACK!
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What’s the super power of this angry bird ? 6 comments
calvinoot · 3 weeks ago
Okay: In the game angry birds with bird would turn all the pigs gay, and make them all huddle together for easy destruction.
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Zoom zoom 2 comments
calvinoot · 4 weeks ago
Robbie Rotten was a legend who half the time isn't even evil, like, he just is a grouch who wants some peace and quiet. I never really liked it as a kid, but oddly as I got older I thought the show was the weirdest kind of funny. (And yeah man, sportacus is pretty as hell, also he writes and directs lazytown.)
(I have a LOT of little bee paintings saved) 15 comments
calvinoot · 4 weeks ago
oh lmao nevermind, Jacopo Amigoni, (1682 - 1752)
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(I have a LOT of little bee paintings saved) 15 comments
calvinoot · 4 weeks ago
This peice is called Forget-Me-Not-Lane and is available on Etsy, this was all I could find about it I'm afriad. I love this artist and their work but all links lead back to etsy and not their name. (If you can find their name please let me know, I'm curious also)
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Big Ol' Mermaid 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 weeks ago
^^ Thank you <3
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