Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

— Calvinoot Report User
Waking a kitten up with an airhorn 9 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I was so worried...
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An improvement 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
+1 Party member added
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Tree built with matches 3 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
"Honey! The fire won't start!!! Do we have any matches?" *Quietly sticking a final match down* "...No..."
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She breasted boobily. Or: How (some) males write female characters. 24 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Why is she sleeping naked.
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And it fits 2 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I want to see it as a full grown cat trying to fit in it.
Nothing sense we're makes when apart 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Smart. I usually laugh at T-shirts that fail because people don't stand together, but this one makes sense!
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Liars 8 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Their icon hurts me
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Please stop doing this! 9 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
The tiny laptop you got a virus on and only had a picture of you as the background
Cool fridge shelves 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
lazzzyyyy susan
Please stop doing this! 9 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
*COugh*, sunglasses and small laptop. @parisqeen
It's a keeper 16 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
He's insane. Never date an insane man. ABORT
That's what technology is for 2 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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Disney Presents: Stockholm Syndrome. Let the debate begin 8 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I wasn't aware of this, glad this was brought up so I'm no longer in ignorance!
Sounds like a lot of people I know 14 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
At my school you can't use phones in class, or the teachers can just confiscate it and stuff.
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Equality 14 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
"All men are pigs" Most people: Woah so listen here- Me: *Animal Farm flash backs* That poor horse.
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Hidden Playroom underneath the stairs 7 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYyYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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When you're the only one normal in your circle 10 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Yeah true, I mean he is the frickin ROMANTIC!
Found the culprit 5 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I want to know the full story so I'm not in a duckblur.
When you're the only one normal in your circle 10 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
But @timebender25 we already know Roman doesn't know what a ship is because of one of those after credit endings.
Ice lover 19 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
D: That is literally cannibalism... EW EW EW! JUST EAT REGULAR ASH NOT YOUR MOTHER OR FATHERS ASH!!!
Ice lover 19 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Oh my god I remember that one.! Wasn't it a relative too?!
Ice lover 19 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I mean there are far worse things to be addicted to, like that woman who was addicted to eating rocks! :D
Ice lover 19 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Share your brilliant secret to the world child, please!
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Despite the massive amount of questions I have 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
"Time to pack the car Mark, stop playing Tetris and let's go, I wonder how on Earth we can pack all of this? Maybe multiple trips-"
"Martha. This is my time to shine."
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Ice lover 19 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I frickin' love Ice eating!