When I did work experience recess was not our break, we would pick our times and sometimes we picked during recess so while the kids ate we could go out and just chill. Usually it is wise to pick your break during the kids chaos though :P

I wanna start watching the office, do I watch UK or US?

What you think a man in a trench-coat is going to approach you and forcibly stab you with heroin needles?

Khajjit: A peaceful greeting to you.

What did we do to deserve dogs?

Be careful of his antics!

Three pillows, I'm fine with drifting away from reality.

Yo, what's the difference between Aspen and Birch? The bark looks almost identical, is it the leaves?

Oh the TV is messing up!
Np I'll just walk walk into the next room and fix it there.

*Theme song plays, pan in on two guys on a couch with a corpse between them. Typical laugh track plays over the top.*
*Phone rings*
Guy 1: Shit! It's his mom, what do we do?!
Guy 2: UHH, UHH, Just ignore it! Text her saying he is in a business meeting or something!
Guy 1: *YEETS PHONE OUT WINDOW* I panicked.
Guy 2: ARGH! Of, CORPSE you did!
*laugh track goes on for fifteen minutes.*

It is also possible to say "I disagree with your opinion, but respect and understand your point of view."

Middle one is my mood all the time.

Detroit: Become Human. Blue haired Traci.

Cut to the Office episode where they couldn't remember if Stanley had a mustache.

B-B-B-B-But...

I still have him in my server, many of my friends forgot he was there and proceeded to get very angry when he would join conversations at any "I'm" heard. We named him Nate so it was easier to curse him out.

Aww man, he looks so hopped up with joy! :D