Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

— Calvinoot Report User
3D printed these bad boys! 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Weird flex but okay
This is a baby platypus 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Oh my god I need to stroke it's silky fur and sing a catchy theme song about a secret agent platypus...
When you sleep just 2 hours 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Wilfred I love you.
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For the Skyrim fans 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*Starts a new game* Alright! Time to get some levels! I'll just hop in this cave and get some easy kills-
Breathe 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
and then you LIVE?! MAMA I BE BREATHING!
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A different type of clock! 8 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
cooooolll
Funsubstance have a new Owner. 67 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Well, despite all this, welcome New Owner! I hope when you are comfortable and more experienced with the site you will greet us and communicate more!
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Baby Ocelot 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
It's eyes have all the answers if only we could maintain eye contact with them long enough.
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Yeah, bras can be uncomfortable, but even this is a little tacky 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
That pun is great but oh god that image is horrifying.
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What's your yearbook quote? 7 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
You can't say that and NOT tell us what it is...
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Cruise anyone? 1 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Man if I was Hugh Williams I'd feel invincible! Go sailing for days~
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Creatures 3 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
:3 This makes me feel so warm.
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Flags found in the norwegian flag 2 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
The best flag is the Nepal flag, the most unique flag ever.
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The truth has been exposed 5 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Jessie is an orphan, got adopted by team rocket crew and swore her life to them.
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The emerald tree boa 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Oh thank you, that makes much more sense then "To scare off every living thing"
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Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch 12 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I don't care what others say, Jim Carrey Grinch is the only realistic Grinch I will accept. His Grinch smirk matched the originals better than the new animated one does.
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The emerald tree boa 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
ewwe ewww ARGH no stop, dif angle please, no why is it's mouth so weird ahhhh
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Ever notice? 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Well of course I- Ayyyyy ya got meee
Book Cover From The '90s 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I... I thank you good Samaritan.
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Every Batman actor merged into the perfect Bruce Wayne 6 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
There he is. The one true Batman.
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Don't Worry, I'm Koalified to use this camera 1 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
That film is gonna be pure koalaty
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Whoa I didn't even know 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Gorsh...
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No one would suspect 3 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
How dare you steal my crown of absurdism. You shall be punished greatly. Cos honey, you got a storm coming.
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I'm just amazed it wasn't raining. 4 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
Whenever I hear press Q to not die I can only think of RTgame...
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Book Cover From The '90s 11 comments
calvinoot · 6 years ago
I still don't know how to do the S ...