Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Technology and age 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"Guys wear sunscreen I fear cancer."
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Always love the bees, though 80 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ah oh it's time for Gina's opinion!
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Gotta shake things up. 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I have never heard of these animals! I love learning more about our Earth! Any other cool animals that are mostly unheard of???
Spider-Man: TAS was something else 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Best spiderman quips will always be in spectacular spider man don't @ me.
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Everybody remembers the song! Don't lie! 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
A-G-L-E-T! (We're tying the world together) Aglet! Don't forget it
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True Story films in general 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Alexander Hamilton!
You will be happy, there is no alternative 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I believe in you. There is no one else to believe in.
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I love bandersnatch 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
My bro just recommended that show to me, I am hyped to get started on a choose a guys adventure!
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Am I stoopid ? 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
... I am worried by these posts.
A friendly advice 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Thanks fam. Real help. Feeling guccie.
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Did you know? 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Those type of jokes aren't that similar to this one... Hope your friend is actually okay and just messin round.
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I'll just leave it here 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
But what about secret messages with only 26 numbers, how will you know what corresponds to what letter?
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Cue *eye twitching and hair pulling*. 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Candace* Andddd what about all the stuff they do in Milo Murphys law? That actually explains it perfectly. They both have PERFECT luck, things never go wrong for them.
This ish is bananas 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
But do you have ADVERTISING FOR BANANAS?! I didn't think so.
It was supposed to be a cute coin wallet. 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Use the purse to put teeth in it so you have a teeth pouch.
Gotta gets the ‘gurt 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
MYTH BUSTED
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Who knows it then?! 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Big Chungus. It has a song now.
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Gotta gets the ‘gurt 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Why would you leave yogurt on the floor?
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Roasted cautious Stingray 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
How on earth did they hang it without being noticed? I am very impressed!
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Trust your gut 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I just get bad vibes from overly happy people. If you try to befriend me whilst constantly smiling I will feel uncomfortable and presume you are a demon.
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He's back! 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Isn't this the guy that's actually not playing a dick character but IS a dick?
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But do you sing L M N O or elomeno? 31 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
... Okay, you right, you right. I can respect that view on life. Heck, I mess up on purpose just to make myself laugh so making someone sing before they die sounds like comedic genius now that I look at it your way... Well played.
But do you sing L M N O or elomeno? 31 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
WHY DOES THIS GUY WANT ME TO SING ANYWAY?! THAT IS THE TRUE PUZZLE!
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Silky smooth 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Imagine grabbing and ice cream scooper and scooping those waves up into a delicious and beautifully looking ice cream scoop.
hairy 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Rise my rat army, together as a group of hufflepuffs we will take over the world. With... idk kindness?