Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Who can relate?? 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Anything worse then showing your friend a video and having them look in boredom and check when the video ends and afterwards going 'Hah! That was good.' Before looking back at their phone?
They look like friends 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
'radiate peace' is a phrase I am delighted by
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Can I haz some yogurt? 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I am so worried that she isn't holding it gently enough. Poor baby looks awful ;-;
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Talk about direct and indirect self destruction 20 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hell yeah fam! Adoption all the way! If I ever get kiddos I am adopting and when they're ready I'm gonna help them figure out who their parents are and stuff.
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I should probably engage with more McElroy content, huh? 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Just sayin, love my McElroy boys.
Scary 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I turn the TV on so the dogs don't feel lonely when they leave my room.
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Weird concept when you think too hard bout' it 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
...Youuuuu french?
Spider-Man's not even real 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Was going to say this movie was a mistake but honestly, movie sets in motion the spiderman movies we all know and love.
Me ... Single out for a wife 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
The kitty was ready for bunting and pets!!! Noo!
Swipe right motherf_(ker 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Fight and meet them all in one spot then just dip, all fight each other. Set up a camera and get a good show out of it.
Then lock them in a room and say 'would you like to play a game?' and up the stakes.
*try not to cry* 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I want that rock.
Salvage what you can, and let the plates fall where they may 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*Snaps fingers* Yeah! That guy! Cos the plates are both falling and not!
And a pet pokemon 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I want 101 Dalmatians.
Salvage what you can, and let the plates fall where they may 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I saw this image for a post about scroginors... scroungers... uh... scrogeintors... uh... dead and alive cat.
My friends 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Puns are great and I'm hilarious wake up America
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Fuzzy alert Newt 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Huh. Ya know I feel like Funsub should have a block guests feature on inappropriate guests.
Permanecer sentados, por favor 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Yeah I heard it is super easy to learn compared to others!
my heart wasn't ready for that 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Gonna cry if this sappy stuff keeps up
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Permanecer sentados, por favor 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Well that is awesome man, I have mad props for peeps who know more than one language so you already have all my respect!
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Permanecer sentados, por favor 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I just noticed your username as I was about to call you a fancy Spanish guy, you suit your name nicely my friend!
The unspoken heroes 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*Gulp* Get laughing men!
Permanecer sentados, por favor 12 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ah sorry man! I copied it off of the Phineas and Ferb Roller-coaster song
This year 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Let me know if evil Morty has more limelight.
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Customer experience may vary... 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Gotta hand it to him for trying though.
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Do what makes you happy 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
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