Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Typically my father 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*o* I stand corrected, he doesn't have god on his side he is god.
Wonderful boys, they are 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
This from the og spider-man show?
Typically my father 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Like that kid wasn't on something when he said that
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Wonderful boys, they are 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I only recognise the Rhino.
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minecraf, heck yeah minecraft, budder minecraft- 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
... Jack Black WHAT?!
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Who reads this anyway? 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
That thing is where I put my Abba cd,
Chicken in soda 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*Whispering whilst cowering.* What the feck...
This kid gets an A+ 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I can't believe that this movie or, trilogy? Fourlogy? Got TWO spin-off shows. TWO!!!
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Typically my father 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF ANIME AND PILLS ON MY SIDE- HAAAAAAAAAAA
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Better character development than the entire season of GOT 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Love has less likes :(
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Hey EX, look, its you ! 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
But if the universe has no end how can it have a middle?
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That's justwrong. 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
This is one of the greatest things I have ever read, thank you for cleansing my eyes.
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Shaaaaaaaame 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Yeah those guys! I like birdman.
Encountered a bot...Decided to have some fun 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Once I joined a site and had to sign up so I used a throwaway email, this textbox showed up in the bottom and was like 'Hey thanks for signing up, if you need any help just ask me!' so I just responded 'thanks but no thanks imma just here for some solid references my guy' and was mortified when I realised that it was an actual real like person
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Shaaaaaaaame 17 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
There are about two channels I watch that do 'everything wrong with everything wrong with ____' and they are pretty damn good. A lot of the time their nit picks are actually just false, straight up. I mean, Jeremy pauses to make a joke and adds a sin? ??? Just put in the joke you don't need to sin every time you speak. Also a lot of the time he points out a sin, it is later explained in the movie, and he cuts that part of the movie out! It just.. it isn't good.
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Brains are interesting 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*Me giggling and putting my hands all over my screen* On looker: No judgement here cos we have all seen weirder shit
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Have you thought about that? 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
:D Ya know for an asteroid your impact on me was pretty great!
Have you thought about that? 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I've never seen a marvel movie before actually, I just like to know what the story behind the memes are is all. I mean I've read some spiderman comics? That's about it.
Have you thought about that? 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Sorry! I probably won't but I will refrain from asking questions about marvel stuff!
I was thinking more like a dog park 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
The court inn?
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Jesus wants a hug 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"dROP THE CRISPY CREME-" "MY BROTHER LOOKS LIKE MY MOTHER AND MY-" "YEAH GOOGIDY DOGOIGIGDIDY"
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Jesus wants a hug 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"We could never be together! Not because you're a rabbit! But because you're black..."
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Noxious aboriginal quiet Jay 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Sometimes if you treat depression like an annoying friend you can deal with it better. Like 'I feel no motivation to do anything. Wait, what? Why are you making me unmotivated that isn't nice, I am going to prove you wrong toxic ex-friend."
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Macro Photography of the Eye 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ew, cool but... Ew? I am torn between awe and disgust, it looks like compact dust holding up a black hole.
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The pain, I can feel it 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Why were ants on your butt
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