calvinoot
I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.
Fluttering high-pitched obese Barracuda 3 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Also cos in human form he is always black. But by god did his joke make me choke up.
Badass gila Monster 6 comments
Terror comes in many forms 7 comments
So relatable 1 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
What you do is go "Let me check." Pull out your phone, start pretending to check calendar, and whilst doing so ask, "Why?" Then just keep fiddling with your phone pretending to check and decide during their explanation whether you are or not.
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The trifecta of life obtained 3 comments
Great results (worth the read) 5 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
What dick would just yeet cats out and watch them die, they ain't gonna land on their feet and live you moron, they gonna fly straight to heaven. >:(
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What's the last thing you bought online? 6 comments
Nobody likes me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms~ 7 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Yo absolute fool. How could you stray so far from the light as to misread the lyrics, "how STRONG I am eating worms 3 times a day" We have the same father you fool, you should know how our version goes.
Nobody likes me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms~ 7 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Small ones, big ones, ones that squiggly and squirm, cut their heads off, suck their guts out throw their skins away~
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RIP In Peace, entire species 7 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
I thought the movie would at least raise enough awareness to prevent this, ;( First of many animals to be ignored in their time of need I assume.
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This is my favorite one 4 comments
And then there's Fred 5 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Me when reading past literature that used gay as happy: "Be gay and do crime!" Hehehehhe
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Just a singular ;) 7 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Hahaha 'common man' I'm so used to 'come on man' that that threw me off so much hahaha!
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Stale verdant salty Vulture 4 comments
A blue jay in watercolor. Really happy how this turned out 8 comments
calvinoot
· 5 years ago
Wow that's outstanding! I wish I didn't just hear Mordecai's voice everytime I look at it, it looks so pretty!!!