Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Fluttering high-pitched obese Barracuda 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Also cos in human form he is always black. But by god did his joke make me choke up.
Badass gila Monster 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Oh god ew ew ew hurk, no nope, delete gross
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Terror comes in many forms 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Heffalumps and woozles... Are very... Confuzzles...
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So relatable 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
What you do is go "Let me check." Pull out your phone, start pretending to check calendar, and whilst doing so ask, "Why?" Then just keep fiddling with your phone pretending to check and decide during their explanation whether you are or not.
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The trifecta of life obtained 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
In this situation who was the author of the journals?
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Great results (worth the read) 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
What dick would just yeet cats out and watch them die, they ain't gonna land on their feet and live you moron, they gonna fly straight to heaven. >:(
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This one. 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hehehe, nice.
Circular house arrangements in Brondby Garden City, outside of Copenhagen, Denmark 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ew so they get larger front lawns but not larger back lawns? Me no likey.
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What's the last thing you bought online? 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Idk taz graphic novel? I can't remember man.
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Nobody likes me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms~ 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Yo absolute fool. How could you stray so far from the light as to misread the lyrics, "how STRONG I am eating worms 3 times a day" We have the same father you fool, you should know how our version goes.
Nobody likes me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms~ 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Small ones, big ones, ones that squiggly and squirm, cut their heads off, suck their guts out throw their skins away~
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This is my favorite one 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Where being evil is not debated
This shark is 392 years old and still alive today. This means that he is older than USA 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
D: Can we help them? Do we donate what do we do?
An Olive Python devours a crocodile in Australia 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I hate their four walled mouths
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RIP In Peace, entire species 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I thought the movie would at least raise enough awareness to prevent this, ;( First of many animals to be ignored in their time of need I assume.
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This is my favorite one 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Would vote Doofenshmirtz as prime minister
And then there's Fred 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Me when reading past literature that used gay as happy: "Be gay and do crime!" Hehehehhe
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I'm basically a celeb 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
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I just want to make a big shoutout to general iroh, I know he is a fictional character 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Iroh has all the best quotes in the world.
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????????? But why????? 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I thought it was a dog too tbh
Just a singular ;) 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hahaha 'common man' I'm so used to 'come on man' that that threw me off so much hahaha!
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Stale verdant salty Vulture 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
The torch on the hill, and gg spawn point being our savior.
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A blue jay in watercolor. Really happy how this turned out 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Wow that's outstanding! I wish I didn't just hear Mordecai's voice everytime I look at it, it looks so pretty!!!
Comparing 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Don't do this to doof. It was meant to be a star wars reference!!!
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